Happy Easter!

Happy easter to everyone!

Let me sprinkle all the girls with perfume


*splash-splash*

Now give me eggs and chocolate bunnies.

If you don't understand


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I also brought something

 

Here you go! Eggs for everyone!



And a chocolate bunny!



Enjoy

 

I replaced this year's fruits for cakes. The fruit thing is cliché. Children won't be healthier but they'll be happier.

Happy Easter everyone. :bunny:

 

i gave Amy lots of chocolate. she calls it choccy and shoves pieces into her mouth whole. it's adorable.

 

I got two large chocolate eggs and a chocolate bunny, plus some other random chocolate. Mmmm, chocolate...

 

I didn't even get an egg... Jeez, this easter sucked...

 

Cadbury Cream Eggs (eight of them) and gourmet jelly beans (three pounds). That's all I wanted this easter, and I got it. All is right with the world. I didn't even need the easter eggs, because Cadbury's got my back.

 

Aww... I mistaked "rapeasterbunny" for "rapeeasterbunny".

 

Happy Easter! I would like this opportunity to recognize the word "bunnies", it being one of the greatest words in the human vocabulary. A bunny has all the qualites of Check Norris...in 1/20th the size. This is why Easter is known to me as "The Day With The Bunnies".

 

Aww :heart: Everybunny needs a "Day with the Bunnies" day in their lives.

I mistook rapeaster for rapeeaster too.

 

The Day with the Bunnies...I don't know where it came from...or what particular day you can associate with Chuck Norris. What I do know is, I refer to the whole damn YEAR as "The Day with Chuck Norris."
Still, yesterday's Day with the Bunnies was definitely worth its weight in chocolate, dyed eggs, and jellybeans.

 

I think the rap was meant to be a poem.

 

You know, I recently saw a show on TV where Chuck stated Bruce Lee as his better. I couldn't believe my eyes.

 

Well, I can say a poem translated from the most famous (shortest) one, but I'm sure sure it won't sound right (especially without rhymes).

I was walking in the green forest
I saw a blue violet
It wanted to wither
May I sprinkle it?

original:

Zöld erdőben jártam
Kék ibolyát láttam
El akart hervadni,
Szabad-e locsolni?

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There's another one, translation is found on the net:

I’m standing by the door
A red egg’s what I’m waiting for.
If I don’t get two
Your daughter will surely do.

original:

Ajtó mögött állok
Piros tojást várok
Ha nem adnak százával
Megszökök a lányával

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I even found one in english :

In the green forest I saw a deer
Ah screw it, just give me a beer.

 

I'm still supriced that they were able to. I mean, the lot of those faggots would never have stood a chance against him if he was really serious about kicking everybodys asses. He would've kicked them all in the groin and that would've been the end of it.

 

What the hell?? You're seriously sick! Hahahahaha! Where the hell did you get that from?

 

That's so disturbing on so many levels...Why would you post that? Wait, stupid question. You are you, after all.