He can't respond right now. He hired himself a 12 year old midget to jump out of a cupcake. Happy 75th birthday, btw.
You're kidding... Is it today? Happy Birthday, m'lord! I can't believe how much you've grown. Why, if I was changing your nappies just yesterday!
It's too late to eat cake when even the crumbs have been eaten, that is, unless you prefer yours already digested... Now why the hell did I go and plant that particular idea in your head?
Heh, that just reminded me of a waitress I used to work with who instead of saying dessicated coconut she came out with defecated coconut when describing the dessert's to a guest. I laughed.