Guilty Pleasures

Is there anything you do that you would not tell others about, under any circumstances? Things you do that you wouldn't dare tell you girlfriend/boyfriend/friend/family about? Post it here!

Although this isn't that bad, I love watching young-kid movies. You know, disney and the like. However, sometimes I cry ( ) ... I mean, in The Lion King, I was practically bawling when Simba's father died.

So, have you got any secret things you like to do?

 

i like getting changed in the coolrooms at work because it makes my nipples hard.

 

I watch an obscene (no pun intended) amount of DVD interactive pornography, I "own" like twenty girls and buy a new one about once a week. It's not really a secret or anything, just thought you might like to know.

 

If you don't want to tell anyone, then why post it here? :-?

Anyway, sometimes I get these fright strikes. I mean, I suddenly hear some noise in my room at night, and I am SURE someone is watching me. I look around, and everyone is asleep. I go back to bed, and it is there again...

 

I spend a lot of time posting on this forum. It may not seem like a guilty secret to you all (who to some extent also do it), but I really should be spending my time more productively.

 

Me too. I spend an unhealthy amount of time on my PC, and have an even more unhealthy love of Porrasturvat.

 

Just for fun. I don't think many people on the forum know each other outside the forum, so I don't think it really matters. ^ _ ^ That's just my thinking.

 

But what if you and you just don't know it?

That could get embarrassing

(thats my thinking :nod: )

 

Not funny. :cry:

 

Uh... where excatly do you live DU? Somewhere not close to me, I'd hope. -stops typing and glances around room- Okay, the coast looks clear.


Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a -cough- date with Jarinor. -puts on ski mask-

Ta Ta.

 

He lives in Australia. So, unless you have a pet kangaroo, you are safe.

 

Have you never wondered why the washing powder leaves so many white spots on your clothes.

 

Wait a second! I didn't write that!

 

oops sorry. Fucked upp while quting.

 

ANYWAY, back to the main topic of this thread:

Who wants to tell us something that they do in private that they don't want anyone to know about and will never tell anyone about?

 

Well, don't tell anyone, but I'm like.... this totally normal person in real life!

Oh! I'm sooo ashamed! :cry:

 

Very confused, DU, I am.

It has been said before, but I too spend an unholy amount of time here. I also enjoy dressing up and running around my lawn making up stories, but usually try to hide from my sister. When she sees me dressed up, she laughs for about ten minutes. I don't tell my friends about that. Then my mom says, "Oh, Kelsey, you look lovely." Then I make for cover.

 

Who is this "Kelsey" your mum talks to when you're trying so hard to get her attention?