i was just at another site i frequent and this i what i find...... atleast it's funny. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. ------------------------------ A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------ Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. ------------------------------ Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. ------------------------------ Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again ------------------------------ The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. ------------------------------ Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? ------------------------------ Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. ------------------------------ Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ------------------------------ Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system. ------------------------------ This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. ------------------------------ wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault ------------------------------ ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. ------------------------------ First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. ------------------------------ With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. ------------------------------ The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. ------------------------------ The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist ------------------------------ Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down ------------------------------ A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. ------------------------------ There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge ------------------------------ Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that ------------------------------ To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy ------------------------------ You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. ------------------------------ No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? ------------------------------ Hal, open the file Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the, please Hal ------------------------------ Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. ------------------------------ Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. ------------------------------ The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. ------------------------------ Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." ------------------------------ Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Oh! Those are pretty good, mrnobodie! Thanks for sharing! BTW, your avatar is awesome! Kinda reminds me of the time MY dad dressed up as santa....
that's a great haiku! (and a long one aswell) what sites do you visit that you find such stuff in them? :lol:
Sheriff has come back I am so glad I could scream (I'm in love with him) Sheriff is just right Nobodie does love haiku He's in denial
You are visiting? You fly to New Orleans with wife? Maybe I see you... Aw, damn the haiku. You going to fly to Louisiana Sheriff? Is that what you meant? You moving there, like you threatened to do in the past, or are you just visiting the wife's folks? Hey, maybe you and Lysa can swing by Georgia on your way back. I'm an hour from Jacksonville, Florida, you can fly outta JAXPORT to get back to Great Brit. Ya'll come on over, me and the wife will pull out the hide-a-bed for ya to spend the night. Give us a holler if you'll be in our neck of the woods!
Just visiting my in-laws Retard. I'll be there all next week. If you're coming to a Mardi Gras parade, let me know which one ;o)
did everyone forget where i live already? I live a measly 2 hours from New Orleans! *preparees his camera and black suit* anyone want pics of sheriff? EDIT: anyway, Mardi Gras isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just an excuse to get drunk, see women flashing everyone, and wild parties. nope. nothing to see here :lol: and believe me. women would flash you if you even gave them so much as a bead.
