Flame War

We haven't had one of these in awhile.

So which one of you over-fucked, under-learned, cock-stradling uber-fags wants to start?

 

Well if you'd shut your jock-holster, maybe you'd find out. Bitch.

 

What? Sorry, I couldn't read that through your fat.

 

Is that so, "Dark Elf?"
Elf; noun
Synonym; Fairy.

Makes sense, considering you'll bend over for any homo in assless leather chaps. I bet you couldn't make a noisy fart if you tried. Even if you put your ass cheeks as close together as they can get, you've still got no tread left on those tires. So, go ahead and find work at your local zoo relieving tension from ornery bull elephants.

 

All I have to say about that, is the all-knowing comment: "I agree".

 

You're not entitled to an opinion in this lifetime, I suggest you go kill yourself and hope you have better luck next go around.

Gross, at least the bull elephants hump DE's worn-out, negrotic, pansy ass. The only pussy you ever get is homeless, has more litters than legs, and scratches if you don't give it garbage to eat. Course, you always did like them with facial hair.

DU, if you want to 'have a go' at the Sheriff, that's between you, him, and your stock of KY, you don't need to ask me about it.

 

Since this is the 'Flame War' thread, I only say what's neccesary to say - Poll crafting, I'm always enjoying a good ol' poll, like that poll in the Vault.

 

Woah now, I may have homeless "pussy" chasing me around, but I never need to worry about having just the right amount of alcohol in my body to keep the searing pain of pachyderm penetration down to a low roar.
Besides, if I ever get tired of chicks with facial hair, I'll just kick your mom out of my apartment.
As for you, Van Stran...you wouldn't know a flame(r) if it was raping you in the mouth.

 

You're lack of humorously based insults is completely unnecessary to this thread, you punk-ass little ho. Get the fuck out of Poleland, I think they must be transferring their stupidity into you through all that manspunk you've been using to chase down the taste of raunch asshole. You make Sweden stupid by breathing.

 

Oh my god, that gay-looking elf is your avatar ???

 

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

 

You can't even swing that, that was fucking awesome, Spuddy. Shakespeare just called DE a fucking homo.

That said, I still have to insult you, you starchy sack of shit, this is a flame war. Go bake yourself.

 

Yes, yes you are. If Freddy Mercury had black skin (and white hair), that's exactly how he would look.

Damn...Spuddy, I can't think of an insult to throw at you. Damn potatoes and their invulnerability.

But Frigo;
I see that the wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.