Faith in Humanity? WHAT faith in humanity?

Dear lord. I was hanging out on the Anti-Shurtugal LJ (seeing as how some pro-PaoPao bastard bought the web domain out from under our noses), and THIS turned up this morning and made me weep tears of blood as I composed the first strains of the song that will one day destroy this world...

Seriously. This is so fucking wrong I want to blow up the entire UNIVERSE over it.

 

Dear FUCKING god, what is it with these people? It was just a book/movie. A shit movie/book. Smearing their angst-filled bullshit brains all over a wall comes to mind.

I mean, really. They even say "We are not a religion" on the site and have MY NEW RELIGIONZ as a slogan for the logo.

Ahsasuig';fdsgd. What do you know, shit days can get worse!

 

If either of the Twitards in my class join these psychos, I will NEVER SPEAK TO THEM AGAIN.

It depresses me how badly otherwise intelligent people can get fooled by really incredibly stupid shit.

 

You still talk to twitards? I pretty much disowned my sister when she wouldn't shut up about the whole thing. Actually, that was also related to a childhood bashing that left me with a permanent patch of grey hair.

Honestly, they even have fucking twichurch on sunday. Aforementioned splattering against wall comes to mind.

I can almost understand angsty intellectually challenged 14 year-olds obsessing and crying themselves to sleep over the whole thing, but most of 'em are older. I just don't get the attraction.

 

I would facepalm but I have no hands

 

Perhaps you could try with one of your feet then. And while you are doing that just scream: 'I have no hands, and I must facepalm!'

 

I will do that in the future. Thank you, Mute.

 

For some reason, I'm not at all phased by this. I still harbour the same desire to slowly drive a butter knife into the heart of each and every fan-bitch, as well as Smeyer itself. I was actually on the brink of including a specific vampire in my own writing, for the very purpose of painful death, but decided not to stoop. People are very much susceptible to idiocy in droves. See DE's quote.

 

I'm not really worried about this. Either people let go of their foolish beliefs as they get older, or they remain stupid and I do not associate with them. If the members can keep it going for more than two years, I'll be really surprised. Its not exactly the sort of thing you'd patiently tell your grandchildren about as you dandle them on your knee.

800 foo-friggin' posts.

 

Personally Peter, I'm hoping they don't copulate at all. I'd be exceedingly unhappy if their stupidity gets passed down two generations.

Then again, if all the twifans interbreed (and they will, eventually), we will end up with a heap of genetic angsty freaks and being tasmanian will no longer be considered a bad thing. Ha!

 

Well, if they're supposedly 'expousing the values portrayed in the Twilight series' (fanbitch words, NOT MINE), they'll never have sexings at all, being more interested in passively whining about how they're pining for Edward. *snicker*

 

Didn't particularly want to have to think about this, but eventually I'm guessing all the pining will result in rabid cosplay and twifucked, abused babies.

What a disgusting thought. I'm going to go ahead and pretend I never said that.

 

Don't forget the women begging their 'vampire' husbands to do a ceserean with their fangs. (Fuck man... SMeyer is so fucked up, she things Edward doing a ceserean with his fangs was romantic. :throwup: Someone lock the woman up and throw the key into a storm drain, please!)

 

Eh. Someone's personal fetish fuel really shouldn't be a target for criticism, per Rule Thirty-Four. Twilight wouldn't be as bashworthy as it is if it were straight-up vampire snuffporn, after all.

That said, I have to give a medal to whoever -started- the Church of Cullen, right before I impale them with whatever's come to hand. They have to have a really -twisted- sense of humor, and you can't buy whatever kind of drug they were using.

 

This church may be a splendid idea.

Step one, start a motherfuckin' Twilight Church.
Step two, gather all Twitards from all over the globe.
Step three, mass suicide, Jonestown style.

By the gods, why haven't I thought of it earlier. Brilliant!

 

My faith is reaffirmed. Utopian destruction is perfectly fitting for the Twits. Though, I'd probably become impatient and commit a more systematic set of homicides mid-operation. Small-scale genocide, as it were. Xiao may not be into genocide in general, but in this case, she may see the light. Oh well, at least my dreams will be enjoyable tonight.

 

I read two chapters of Twilight and promptly threw the book away in sheer boredom. (Say what you like about Eragon - I do, after all - but at least it kept me reading until the end. Except Brisingr. I'm not even gonna start it.) Everything else I know about series I've cleaned from hanging around Anti-Shurtugal and Impish Idea.