Euphemisms

I was chatting with a lesbian friend of mine the other day, and made some reference to her having beaver fever, and she said "Hmm... that's not really a misogynistic or offensive enough term", so then I was like "Oh, it's on." So now I call upon you, fine denizens of the internet, to provide some humorous terms for a lesbian. Here's what I've got so far:

Clam wrestler
Fish fingerer
Labial librarian
Flap grappler (this one was from another friend, and I think it's the best so far)

I think the key is to make it evocative without being explicit. So something like "clit licker" is no good because it has no subtlety, whereas "turkey twizzler" is too obscure and the insinuation would have to be explained to most people. Can anyone come up with some good ones?

 

Snatch grabber.


It just came to me.

 

Fold fondler.

Actually the problem with a lot of these is that they could just as easily refer to a woman masturbating. Which is obviously not what I had in... erm...



















































































































































Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

Use this for inspiration:
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Pink raider.
Pie eater.
Chick banger.
Bat hunter.
Taco tapper.
No man's land seeker.
Boner breaker.
Vagitarian.

 

Cunt Hunter

Twat Waffler

Vag Badger

Ellen DeGeneres

All I got for now.

 

A valid point. Nothing destroys boners like lesbians, especially ones making out with each other in front of a camera. Ugh!

 

No love for Rug Muncher? It's the most well known one I can think of.

 

Because you don't, as opposed to your frequent double posts.

 

Annelids.

 

Heh, that's pretty funny! Do you know why? Because I'm a vegan, so it suits me twice. Now I can throw away my t-shirt which says "Eat pussy, not animals.", and the other one with the asexual alliance's logo in the front, and just wear clothes with a logo like the one on this photo:

 

It's not even funny how obsessed you are with girls for someone who calls themselves asexual.

 

You do know that a strictly vegetarian diet will kill you, right? You know, after you develop dementia from your nervous system breaking down. To keep that from happening, either grow your own veggies and don't wash off the dirt before you eat them, or get them from an organic farmer's market that doesn't wash their produce so you've got a source of b12. Or, eat your own poop.

 

You're not a vegan if you're taking an animal derivative. Now you're just a vegetarian. However, I'm disappointed;
Yet another person I haven't convinced to eat their own poop.