DE Makes Everything Better.

My choice was...

Mattress - The Freshmaker!

The Mattress that Smiles Back.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Mattress.

Taste the Mattress.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Mattress.

That'll be the Mattress.

Tonight, Let It Be Mattress.

Mattress - Australian for Beer.

And my favourite...
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Mattress.

Ahhhh, I could go on forever... No, well, actually, I couldn't, but you know...

 

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Rosie.

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Rosie.

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Rosie.

Where Rosie is a Pleasure.

Your Flexible Rosie.






and the very best one...

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Rosie.

 

It Could Be Ninja.

Good Ninja Has Danish Written All Over It.

(My Danish friends would like that.)

 

Ha! Mine was,

"Retard - Australian for Beer"

 

i love you, retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I like this thing a lot...





Spreads Straight from the Sleek Jeek.

Life Should Taste as Good as Sleek Jeek.

Have Sleek Jeek Your Way.

Get the Sleek Jeek Out.

The Best Part of Waking Up is Sleek Jeek In Your Cup.

Wait Till We Get Our Sleek Jeek On You.


Wear Sleek Jeek

Made To Make Your Sleek Jeek Water.

 

I like retard's the best!! :lol:

 

“Evilâ€￾
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Evil.
Better Living Through Evil.
It's That Evil Feeling.
America's Most Trusted Evil.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Evil.

“a loud fartâ€￾
We Bring A Loud Fart to Life.
Say It With A Loud Fart.
Behold the Power of A Loud Fart.

“Bloodâ€￾
Live in Your Blood, Play in Ours.
I Feel Like Blood Tonight.
Blood Comes to Those Who Wait.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Blood.
This Is Not Your Father's Blood.
The Real Smell of Blood.
The World's Favourite Blood.
Snap! Crackle! Blood!
Good Blood Has Danish Written All Over It.
It's Not TV. It's Blood.
Behold the Power of Blood.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Blood.

“Fresh Bloodâ€￾
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Fresh Blood.
Just for the Taste of Fresh Blood.


“funkyâ€￾
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Funky.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Funky.
Dude, You're Getting a Funky!

“Funkâ€￾
We Bring The Good funk To Life.

“Slutâ€￾
Australians Wouldn't Give A Slut For Anything Else.
What Can Slut Do For You?
Double the Pleasure, Double the Slut.
Have a Break. Have a Slut.
Leggo my Slut!

“My Favoretsâ€￾
Good Blood Has Danish Written All Over It.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Blood. “rosenshyneâ€￾
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Funky.

 

The Nobodie of Champions.
Come One, Come All To Nobodie.
Let's Face The Music and Nobodie.
Grab Life by the Nobodie.
Fill It To The Rim With Nobodie.
Look, Ma, No Nobodie! .
A Glass and a Half in Every Nobodie.
Welcome To Nobodie Country.
The Science Of Nobodie.
Recommended By Dr. Nobodie.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Nobodie.
It's How Nobodie Is Done.
Go On, Get Your Nobodie Out.
We Bring Nobodie to Life.
Nobodie Saves Your Soul.
Which Twin has the Nobodie?
Ding-Dong! Nobodie Calling!
Exceedingly Good Nobodie.
Reach for the Nobodie.
Nobodie with the Less Fattening Centres.
3-in-1 Protection for your Nobodie.
Just What The Nobodie Ordered.

Damn that's fun.

 

I likes'em all. ^_^

'Silvio Just Feels Right'
'Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Silvio.'
'Wait Till We Get Our Silvio On You.'
'I Want My Silvio.'
'Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Silvio.'
'Devon Knows How They Make Silvio So Creamy.'

My personal favorite, however:
"Get Busy with the Silvio."

The one after that was "Dude! You're getting a Silvio." At which point I closed the window, because that was just too much.

 

yay, Xz!!!! it's a benchmark!!! w00t!!! *more assorted happy noises, ad nauseum*

 

Cool, what will you do now that you're over 1000 posts?

 

you should go to Disneyland. for Milo's sake.