Cadbury Conspiracy

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/04/the_cadbury_cre.html

 

What the heck, there is going to be riots for that?

 

Oh yes, there will be blood.

 

I knew it! I told everyone that the eggs had gotten smaller. The universal response was, "No, you're just bigger."
Then I asked some 50 year old people who hadn't grown in 5-6 years whether or not the eggs used to be larger. The response was a resounding, "Yes."

Even before that, about 15 years ago, the eggs were even bigger. However, since I was five at the time, all I can say is that when I put it next to a jumbo-sized chicken egg, they were the same friggin' size.

It's on now, Cadbury. You're going down. Well, at least the American branch is. The English one seems to be on the ball.

 

Why did they shrink them?

 

She lied.

 

Big time.

A couple of years ago, a brand of chewing gum said that, even though the prices of other products were going up, theirs would remain the same. They did, but they put 4 pieces instead of the original 6.

 

This is a perfect example of why a free market is so goddamn bad, in a communist market this all would never have happened.

 

Of course. A communist market would not have sweets.



(Except if they taste like horse shit)

 

Of course it was/is sweets in communist states. It is stupid to say something else.

 

I will live in that world, yes, anything to create communism in a nation.
Who are they dumb, I-don't-know-shit people, I want to have a word with them!

 

I'd even move to the worst commie shithole on earth - D.P.R.K, still, I respect the D.P.R.K.

And no, I won't move anywhere until I am a doc. Cuba could be nice, but not for the moment.

 

but surely the communist state will recognize your potential and make you a doctor for the good of the people. and if they don't want you to be a doctor... are you saying you know yourself better than the regime. because that's blasphemy, you know, and just cause for re-education.