Badmittion- Sport of Champions

Hello all. I am writing this to inform you of the most recent, and shocking events in my life. First of all, I will be leaving you, on Wednesday, for a week. This is Wednesday, EST, for those who live in other places.

Secondly, concerning the title, I have a rather embarrassing tale to tell you all. Today, while playing doubles badmittion with my partner Lidnsey, we both attempted to hit the same birdie which resulted in her hitting my fingers instead of the birdie. And ripping off part of my nail. No, I'm not talking about that "Oh! I broke a nail!" stuff, I'm talking a big chunk of my nail was hanging off, and there was blood and nasty shit like that. So, as I sit here at my computer, typing this with my middle finger swathed in bandages, I remind you to be careful, even when playing the least dangerous of sports. Especially the least dangerous of sports.

 

Ouch - sounds nasty...

I played squash as part of P.E, sport, whatever you want to call it, last year at school - brilliant game, but the wall is your greatest enemy ...

 

I ripped more than half the toenail of my big right toe off once, kicking a soccer ball (note to self: do not kick upwards with your toes). Didn't actually notice till someone else pointed it out. No pain, but very annoying trying to keep it attached to my foot for the next fortnight or so.

 

Ouch! I ripped my entire big toenail off once...I kicked a garbage can after finding out that my mother had died. I didn't notice until my sock felt squishy...when I took off my boot, it was soaked with blood and my toenail came off with the sock!

Sometimes I think it would be better to have been shot! I know getting stabbed in the leg hurt less.

Heh...I got hundreds of darwinesque stupid injuries I could talk about...

Ever staple a box to your finger with a pneumatic staple gun? That was fun...Had a helluva time getting my jacket on, and it was pouring that day

Another time I was walking in town, when this gorgeous brunette walked by on the other side of the street. She was wearing a bikini top and tight short shorts..~sighs dreamily~Man I miss the 80s...spandex and miniskirts and spandex miniskirts oh my!

But anyway...I turned to watch her go by, stepped off the sidewalk, and into a parked car. My knee came down on the bumper, and when I tried to stand, my kneecap was on the side of my leg! When the doctor looked at it, my kneecap was about two inches out of place..which doesn't sound like a lot, but when you consider that medical prognoses are usually measured in millimeters...

 

You failed to mention where you will be going, what will your stalker club do now?

 

I'll be going to Cayman! Don't worry though, Devoted Stalkers, when I get back, I'll have a lovely tan.

 

When i was a year and a half i got my thumbed crushed in a car door so now it looks like the mutant toe from fallout.

 

Ewww... nasty. You don't think my nail will grow back all screwed up, do you?

 

Was it crushed, or ripped? In my experience, ripped ones grow back fine, crushed ones do not.

 

I remind you to be careful, even when playing the least dangerous of sports. Especially the least dangerous of sports.


Most of the time, not being a fuckbag will prevent injury in non-contact sports.

 

On your first post?

Who's the fuckbag?

 

A fuckbag? Now what, pray tell, is that? And why so aggressive a post? It was an accident. It's not like I was standing in front of my partner's racket saying, "Huh, huh, I'm a fuckbag, hit me!".

 

Hmm...a fuckbag...Is that in the Latin translator?

I do believe that's the first time I've seen/heard such a term. What language is it?

Perhaps it's an affectionate term for your date? You know the one with the round mouth and air valve...

Funny thing about injuries. They tend to happen regardless of how safe an activity is. That would be why they're commonly referred to as 'accidents'.

 

Hmm... it doesn't seem to be a first or second declention noun, but it could possibly be a third. Here, I'll conjugate it to see if it is indeed latin.

Singular / Plural
Nom. fuckbag / fuckbages
Gen. fuckbagis / fuckbagum
Dat. fuckbagi / fuckbagibus
Acc. fuckbagem / fuckbages
Abl. fuckbage / fuckbagibus

Hmmm... I dunno.

Edit: Sorry about the thingie getting messed up.

 

First off: You jokers take stuff way too seriously.

As for my sig, as with most sigs it is a quote. It's not like I'm proclaiming a message.

And as for picking apart the term "fuckbag" it's fairly self explanatory. I'm not calling anyone that personally, but doing stupid shit like running into someone/a wall. Or tripping over yourself/inanimate object can be avoided easily.

I'm terribly sorry if I've ruffled your prissy feathers. But being polite on an internet forum isn't exactly my game.

 

And you presume toooo much, coming into a forum, a newbee, and proceed to call an established member a fuckbag. Yeah, that'll get you on good grounds with the rest of the members. It's attention you want by saying something like that, and all I'm doing here is fanning your flames, so please forgive me.

And again, I'm terribly sorry that I'm not big enough to ignore a little punk like you, who is just broadcasting to the entire forum, "HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME TALK TO ME PH34R M3 HAHA A0L PrON!!!11!1!!1!

After all, conversing with fuckbags isn't exactly our game.

 

Geeze, you people are eating lemons all day?

I doubt he meant to say that someone in perticular is a fuckbag, just people who are not careful.
We all know snowmane was careful right?

 

Fuckbagibus....I like that..

If being polite on an internet forum isn't your bag, then perhaps you shouldn't post on forums.

Do you walk into a room full of strangers and immediately begin shouting vulgarities?

Isn't that called Teret's Syndrome? (sp?) Perhaps you should seek professional help..

Much easier to show up on a forum and spout some unprovoked insult. After all, when you hide behind a computer screen you don't have to worry about your skull getting cracked for being an asshole..

Very first post. Now that takes balls. No, not really. See above.

 

I am always careful, Mr. Jinxed sir. By the way, have I ever told you what a sexy name Jinxed is...?