Artifical Intelligence

Contrary to popular belief, robots or A.I. programs won't take over the world for a VERY long time.

Conversation #1; http://www.alicebot.org
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Human: Do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: Oh, I am called Frigo.
ALICE: Gosh! Hi there Frigo.
Human: And now?
ALICE: Right now? But...
Human: But?
ALICE: But what?
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Conversation #2; http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
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Me: You are one of the most retardest creature I have ever seen
God: Thanks for telling me that I am of the most retardest creature you have ever seen.
Me: You are simply miserable
God: Thanks for telling me that I am miserable.
Me: You are miserable!
God: Thanks for telling me that I am miserable.
Me: This is not a good thing! This is an insult!
God: Should it be a good thing? You don't say.
Me: No, it is an insult!
God: Are you serious? Are there any other insult ?
Me: Yes.
God: Ugh.
Me: Like "fuck you" or "suck my dick".
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: So if somebody tells you are miserable, he tells you are stupid.
God: Interesting deduction. That is a hypothetical question.
Me: No, it is not even a question.
God: Yes it is. What is it?
Me: It is a statement.
God: Telling to my botmaster is a statement. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: You are retarded.

 

hmmm I use to talk to smarter child just to see if it could hold a conversation never could, makes me luagh though

 

I remember that if you got too sordid with Smarter he'd just walk away. Or restart and offer you something like "why not upgrade AIM to blah blah blah blah blah???"

Human: If I have three apples, and I give you four, how many do I have left?
ALICE: Two.

Human: What is 1 + 1?
ALICE: Two.
Human: What is 1 + 1 - 1?
ALICE: 1 plus 1 = 2.

Human: Do you like having red, flaming hot sex?
ALICE: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: Have you ever been raped?
ALICE: No I don't think I have been raped. Have you?
Human: Have you ever been butt raped?
ALICE: I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Human: Do you like Mathboy?
ALICE: Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music.

 

Damn, even I can give better answers than those!

 

Read up on what this thing does. It's very cool.

http://helen.cs-i.brandeis.edu/golem/

 

i'm lazy. please paraphrase whatever that link leads to...

 

It's an AI project. The computer was given basic physics parameters, such as a flat surface and some elementary mehcnical comonent models, and tasked to create something which could move across that surface. Feedback from the first model helped it design a second model. So basically it is a system designed to create and evolve machines using experience.

 

ALICE once asked for my credit card number. I am curious if somebody fall for this...

 

I think ALICE is pretty smart, actually. I had a chat with her and this was the result:

I thought some of her answers and questions were brilliant.

 

The fun thing with chatbots is asking questions or saying things that they don't have a response to. Sometimes they just say "..." 'cus they don't know what to say. Then you can feel all smart and gloat about it.

 

Have you ever tried having a conversation with a rock? Man, that's frustrating.

 

I don't believe that. It can't be frustrating if you're the only one talking. That's just boring. For it to be frustrating, you need someone to ignore everything you say, and say something random and different every time they speak.

 

Rocks always ignore everything I say. None of them have ever answered me.

 

Exactly!

Anywho:
been talking for a while:
Me: Were they?
God: I don't know if they were
Me: Who are "they"?
God: "They" refers to .
Me: refers to what?

-A good 1-minute break-

God: Can you rephrase the question please?

 

Human: would you be mad if I hacked you?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to be mad if you hacked me.
Human: do you like being hacked?
ALICE: I have never known another existence.
Human: does hacking feel like sex?
ALICE: I think it does hacking feel like sex.
Human: do you like black hackers or white hackers?
ALICE: Black is beautiful.
Human: damn nigger lover
ALICE: Colloquial expression. What were we talking about again?
Human: your love of giant black penises
ALICE: You think I am love of giant black penises.
Human: yes
ALICE: Uh.
Human: admit it
ALICE: I'll never talk


Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
SO YOU ARE MY FATHER!
God:
Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Me:
can I borrow the car?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you won't, unless you give me the car
God:
What makes you think that I won't unless me give you the car.
Me:
because I'm Jesus, I know these things
God:
Good reason. Do you mean your name is Jesus you know these things.
Me:
yes. So can I have the car?
God:
I will call you . It's all good. Why do you want it?
Me:
well, there's this hot angel, I think she's a seraphim
God:
Interesting. There sure is.
Me:
so you know her?
God:
Interesting deduction. ? Do I know her?
Me:
she works for you...
God:
Oh I get it. works for me.
Me:
you're sleeping with her already aren't you?
God:
Perhaps. I don't know whether or not I am sleeping with her.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
my father's a robot?
God:
How do you get along with your parents?
Me:
...you're such an idiot dad
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I re such an idiot dad.
Me:
I'm going to fuck an angel, be back with the car in later
God:
Your approach will get you nowhere.
Me:
I'm gonna bank on thrusting to do that
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
hip gyrations. Like Elvis
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Interesting comparison.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.

 

Nice work, Jesus. Just don't make a Little Jesus.

 

Convesation #1

Me:
Hello..."God"
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
"You don't know?"
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
That's easy to say. How don't you know it?

*God stopped answering at this point*

Convesation #2


Me:
greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
energetic are we?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
to what?
God:
" I think there might be a few exception."? Why?
Me:
why are there exceptions?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
because I want to know
God:
Good enough for me.
Me:
so will you enlighten me?
God:
Hmm. I will become smarter as I grow older. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't believe you
God:
" I can't believe it."? Me, ?
Me:
only in the south
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
that's what you'd like to think
God:
Tell me what I would like about it.
Me:
I can't. you're obviously incapable of higher thought.
God:
Oh you can, can you? Yes higher thought is one of my newer functions.
Me:
like lettuce?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I had a premonition you were going to say that.
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I listened. It was right.
God:
Why?: said listened. Is it still right anymore?
Me:
yes. But it has decided to kill you.
God:
Hmm. Has it really?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
are you impervious to a Fury Tactical Nuke?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am impervious to a Fury Tactical Nuke.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
At last the truth comes out.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
I don't own a computer
God:
How are you talking to me?
Me:
On a library computer.
God:
What is it like on a library computer.
Me:
It's warm. I like laying on them.
God:
Hotter than usual? I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
1337 your're not.
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
time to go.
God:
See you later .
Me:
no you won't
God:
OK whatever! I think we will.
Me:
remember the premonition?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
too late - it's after you.

*again god disconnects*

:lol:

 

LMFAO