Another Incredibly Awesome Thing

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8947518926298275439

These guys are incredible.

 

i wish i was that cool...

 

I feel fat and not ninjaish.

 

I've this sudden urge to attempt some of those things, but the knowledge I'll break my fucking face helps me from doing so...

 

Oh my dear god. I feel so... uncool right now.

 

Whoop-dee-doo, a bunch of brake dancers get together, dress in cool outfits and do rather conventional stuff for an American internet audience.

Nor does it have anything to do with Ninjutsu, contrary to the title. This is Eigoism, the results of the [edited down] who called his acrobatics classes 'martial arts' for the tax writeoffs. I have some stories to tell about him, but it's too bad he has the demographic following he does, as most of you wouldn't believe me.

Stuff like that makes me laugh... [As well as the responses to it]

*edited* for the sake of civility...

 

You just wish you were a ninja.

 

i wish i was a pirate. pirates are way cooler than ninjas.

 

I'll steal a ship Rosie, we can be ocean warriors together. I might have an old cutlass in my garage, I've found weirder things back there.

 

i could be Rosie the Red, and let out blood-curdling yells while storming ships... that would be the most awesome thing ever...

 

Rosie the Dread Red and The Great Bear.

 

I'll be a lackey!

 

i'll call you Mealy Mouthed Matt and slap you with a fish when i get bored.

 

A living fish. It can slap you many times.

Talking about fish... How's Fishy, Rosie?

 

well, he's alive... he just got back from a very dangerous mission, where every platoon that had done a version of the same mission before had sustained heavy casualties... and his platoon came back squeaky clean, with a by the book procedure, all targets apprehended, no shots fired. so now he just has patrols for the next couple months, and then he comes home... i can't believe it's been five months since he left, it seems like forever.