Jarinor's Newbie of the Weekâ„¢ Awards!

Welcome, one and all, to my new Newbie of the Weekâ„¢ awards. The idea is to shine the spotlight on the new (or relatively new) member who impresses me the most each week. Hopefully, this will make them feel more welcome, give the forum a friendlier atmosphere and all that sort of stuff. Conversely, I'm thinking of starting a Dickhead of the Weekâ„¢ award, but there probably aren't enough nominees for that one.

At any rate, this spotlight this week falls on Aura Emenator, with his inflammatory comments and right wing, intolerant attitudes - someone after my own heart indeed! See his posts here. Yes, I'm aware that he's been a member for almost a year, but he appears to have been pretty much inactive until recently, thus I consider him a newbie.

I did have something else to write, but I forgot what it was when I was checking AE's join date. Oh well. Feedback and comments are welcome, as always.

 

What? We need one of those, or else us regulars will have nothing to go for!

So far, I haven't seen any of his posts. I'll be sure to see him in action. BTW, congradulations, AE! :thumbup:

That's a no-brainer.

You were going to testify about our growing love for eachother, and the wonderful date at that strip-club last night, remember now?

 

It's an honor

I'm sorry I can't be there in person to accept this award, but you can ridicule me all you like after you read my insensitive, ingnorant, and uninformed posts. I joined the forum long ago, and kind of fell out. But now that I have a sweet office job, I have the free time to be a regular. So, here begins the long road to banishment.

Gotta have newbies before you can get professionals.

 

me too and the gimmie gimmies

If I double post like this, could I be dickhead of the week? How about a stupid off topic question like: "how can I find a link to (insert something found after 30 secs of searching here) on the net, dude?" Maybe I should modify my signature and post new threads with questions that have already been answered somewhere else on the forum...

I'm in it to win it.

CaLL mE BiGus dIckUS

Dickhead of the week is to easy, there's dickheads all over this site. But there are also some truly observative people having intersting conversations here and there. I just happen to be a dickhead.

 

Re: me too and the gimmie gimmies

No way! I'M going to win the dickhead award, no matter what!

Don't make me use an image to emphesize it!

 

Not enough nominees?! That's half the regulars

 

HALF? More like 3/4, as well as 13/16 of the newbies.

 

Hmm, actually, probably more like all the regulars except the Mods of course . Oh, and Canis, she isn't a dickhead. And uh.... hmm, that's all I can think of right now

 

Only because it would be biologically more correct to call me something else. Usually something much ruder than "dickhead", too.

 

I don't suppose, Bigus Dickus, that your wife is Incontinentia Buttocks?

STWIKE HIM, CENTUWION!!!

 

Dickhead of the week???? Buyah!!! I'm goin' on a gravedigging frenzy.....................

 

We found this spoon sir...

Why yeth, that ith my wifth.

Gravedigging frenzy huh? What have I done. I just thought Dickhead of the Weak would be a fun place to flame idiots and come up with newer and better ways of being a dickhead. I didn't intend for anybody to flagrantly violate the precepts of this forum, judiciously set forth by our even-handed moderators. It's still the same weak, so Bigus Dickus himself, otherwise known as Leroy, stands victorious. Right now he is out blowing his nose into your girlfriends white cotton panties, and he drank half of the last beer, then poured out the other half cause he didn't like it. He has plans to key your car afterwards, Sketch.

"Squealing Fools!!!" -Zim, "Invader Zim"

 

Re: We found this spoon sir...

Don't worry, it just goes to show what a dickhead you are.

 

Aww, Canis, you know we all love you here . We would never say a bad word about you. Well, some of us wouldn't . Some of the people here are the kind to walk over and kick an old man's crutch out from under him, so they don't really count

 

Oh my goodness... some people are really desperate to get a second dick growing out of their heads. I don't think it helps with reproduction you know.

Maybe I will vie for it too. I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.I'm a dickhead.
I'm a dickhead.

What have you done? You're all polluting my mind!!! Arghhh...!!!

 

A very wise game once said...

Remember your mantra.

 

AE, for your sake, I ask you to stop using those penis-grown pills.

Soon your head will be around three feet tall.

 

perhaps his dick will be 3 feet tall also...

 

I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.I'm a big dickhead anI'm a big dickhead and sorry for spamming.d sorry for spamming.

Haha, beat you to it. :lol: :razz:

 

You missed the whole point of the joke. :roll: