Judge-A-Girl­®

I'm not legal. So there goes retard's hope of naked me. Pedophile. And I am here to keep you all in line. And you know how to do that? Keeping you all happy. Therefore, you'll still get your model dose whenever I feel up to it.

 

So the way to keep men in line is to serve up a steady dose of soft porn?

*takes notes*

 

Actually:
A. Hard porn works better - but HoL is not the place or time for that unfortunately (read: fortunately)

B. You should know this - if you haven't realized that all men are driven 85% of the time (or more for some of us)(Yes, that was an entirely arbitrary figure) by sexual desires, then you probably don't know how to right good nuf to tak noots

 

No! More now, dammit! Now now NOW!!! More more MORE!!!

 

........If you post pictures of yourself naked, and we look, it's not illegal, cause you posted it. So, feel free, post naked pics of you.



How old are you? Please don't say 12.

 

Nice try retard. But you won't be seeing me naked.

No retard, I'm actually... 10.





Did I scare you? I'm 16.

 

Far from scaring him, I bet you dissapointed him when you changed it back to 16

I also think that Snow deserves a better avatar than just the labyr....

 

I can't remember the last time I was desperately begged to get naked...

Ah well, I have my memories and, more importantly, an extensive polaroid collection.

 

Memories fade, and Polaroids get stolen and published on websites run by stinking drunks with nothing better to do.

Speaking of which, I'm bored, drunk, and need a shower.

 

You sound like just the chap I've been looking for to handle my polaroid collection.

*checks watch* Oh fuckity-fuck, It's almost time for me to go face my looming academic failure.

Toodles.

 

Good luck Oct...

IRT Snowmane

16? Njeh, legal enough for me, take it off! *waves a few monopoly dollar bills

 

I've begged myself not to get naked. Unfortunately, it happens every night anyway. Polaroids also aren't that great for picture quality. You should really use a digital camera these days.

 

Yup she is a great looking woman. Too bad she is a overly skinny runway model. Give her 10lbs and Iam there. Mabey 15lbs. 5ft4 to 5ft10 125 to 150. Depending on frame size. Daisy Fuentes, now thats a hot looking healthy woman. Got padding in all the right places. Salmas got the nice curves too. End the tits on sticks!!! lol. My 2 cents

 

Ahhhh, 16. The age of lust. So hot, ssoooooo hot. Me want to touch the heinie. Yes, we does, my preciousssss. It's mine, all mine!! Yesssssss. mrnobodie can't have it!!

 

Retard... What.. How?

What are you doing talking to this girl in this way?

Everything we said and did... it meant nothing?

How can you do this to me? You're cruel.

:cry:

 

Noriko, darling. I haven't heard from you in so long. Where have you been? This girl, Snowmane, is just a friend. We just talk, you know, have a good laugh. Nothing serious. It's all in fun. I still love you, baby.

I still have your pictures. I look at your beautiful face every day.

Will you marry me?

 

Digital camera, eh? I guess I should get with you "hip" youngesters and try my hand at "Computering". I'll bear your advice in mind, Jarinor. Cyber.

 

That's legal here in Britain.

 

But...what about what you said to me the other day? Was it all lies to get me into bed? It was, wasn't it, you cruel BASTARD! I TRUSTED you!

I believe it's also the legal age in Australia...if you're straight. If you're gay, I think it's 18. Such is life.

Snowmane, I have a suggestion. Since the betrayal (all of 30 seconds ago), I've been thinking. Why not move here? Think of all the fun that could be had, which would be illegal back in the States. Would it not be fun to thumb your nose at them?

That, and you'll be able to drink at 18, instead of 21. Well, think about it, okay?

 

Mate, a digi-cam's a great investment. Buy a good memory card for it, and it beats analogue cameras hands down.

Click on my sig pic and go to the "Team" section of the Wraith Website, I took all of my mate's profile pics with my digital camera, and they're pretty good quality.

Regards,
Morden