Judge-A-Girl­®

Ummm...the closest anyone's going to get to their French Maid fix this side of Snow...ahem...is Hitman 2. If you're that desperate, go for your life :grin: .

[edit] - Not quite kitten death inducing, but getting better. More!

 

*fiber wires the maid, and drags her into the study*

 

In the immortal words of... was it Tennyson?
"She Has a Lovely Face."
I don't think she's drop dead gorgeous though. I want to know when models of reasonable sizes are going to come back into fashion. Damnit. I could stop eating for the rest of my life and well... never mind, you're men, you won't understand (except SnowMane, and she's young, so she probably doesn't have to worry about it either).

I like her fucking underwear (if you're talking about the white ones). Sometimes less is more. Especially where clothing is concerned.

Ian McKellen's Favorite Fucking curseword is Fuck.

Speaking of which... it's related cause I just related it... X-men 2... May 2.
:hump: Happy Hump Dance

 

I have one better for you!!! Matrix reload May 15th. :-o :grin:

 

I could just be in a majorly blah mood today, but I've got a bad feeling the next two Matrix movies will be utter crap. There's a little voice in my head, you see, that warns me of crappy movies beforehand. It's the same voice that screamed at me to walk out of Bringing Down the House after the first minute, but did I listen? Course not, and I'm still paying for it.

 

While I don't usually judge by appearence, she is a model afterall... so I assume it's her job to be judged by her looks, so I'll leave it at...

Holy crap! She's beautiful!

...yeah.

By the way, I have a voice in my head too. His name is Hitler.

 

A perfectly good Germanic name forever bespoilt.

So what does your Hitler have to say about things?

 

He tells me to eat vegatables...

What are these tables with vega in front of them?!

Oh, and he also says that television is being ruled by power hungry Jews.

 

Now that Snowmane is a Mod, is she going to stop posting these nice judging contests? I'd be really sad if she did. I might cry.
Do you want to be responsible for that Snow? It wouldn't be a pretty sight.

 

As a mod, it's her job to keep us happy.
How does she keep us happy?
By posting vimmin like these!

 

I agree that it's here job to keep us happy, and nothing would make us happier than seeing pictures of Snow herself.



Of course, we would settle for more models if Snow isn't quite ready to make her debut.

 

Wooooo!
Snow yourself, Show!!

 

Perhaps you mean "Show yourself, Snow!!"

 

Yea... She's nice. Though she'd would be more attractive if she was crying because some dashing sonofagun had just savagely murdered her former boyfriend in front of her...

 

Only a few people have had the honor of seeing my lovely picture, but you creatins probably will not. Sorry, but I'm not sure I want my photo distributed throughout the internet.

It would be quite funny to see Leo DiCaprio killed, Oct. You up for the job?

 

*checks his Father's antique Smith & Wesson*

Shall I execute, murder him, delete him, remove him, kill him or just "hurt him till he stops moving"?

 

Before you can do that, you've got to catch him first. If you can.
He's notoriously difficult to catch, just ask Tom.

 

*gestures behind him to where Leonardo is bound and gagged in a cliento swivel chair*

Let's just say Mr. DeCaprio needs to employ better bodyguards, or at least ones who aren't besotted with me.

 

*sings* You're li-ving in a land -- of i-llu-sion!

Eek! I think I was singing that to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror". I feel like a degenerate.

Anyway, as a mod it's her job to keep us in line. And not with whips and chains either, because that would just make us all giddy and would encourage further bad behavior. Plus it would be a bit on the creepy side, given that I seem to recall her saying she's not legal yet.... Our children should be cherished and protected, not lusted after!

You know, I think I've lost my point. If I ever had one. Shutting up now.

 

Yep sure is. less clothes= more skin= more guys like milo= not good