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What fucking morons. Wish I could have been there to see it.

So, um, can you sneak me out some? Or at least, tell me the ingredients I'd need to make it? And why are you a lowly, lowly technician?

 

And how? the progress of how to make it.

 

I always find it so sad, that, against all odds, all the stupid people just keep on living!
One would think that it's a problem that destroys itself after a while...but nooooo, they're breeding! And going into politics even!

 

Sorry, we got it disposed of properly.... after the first lot ran off because they were afraid to touch the stuff. That and the 5 year old dynamite next to it. Apparently we had a mad chemistry teacher a while back who made it and forgot about it. Well, the nitro glycerine leached out of the cellulose binding on the dynamite and that was why the first lot of disposal people wouldn't go near the stuff. One wrong move and BOOM!

All that stuff was beneath a heavily occupied classroom too. :-o

Also, being a technician may not pay much but it sure is fun sometimes. And there is no paperwork either which is a bonus.

I'd also like to mention that I'm not going to tell anyone how to make the stuff since it's too dangerous and we use special equipment to make most of the explosive things. However, thermit is really simple. It's ground aluminuim and iron oxide (rust) in equal measures. Light it with a strip of magnesium (needs a very high ignition temperature) or a remotely set up high temperature torch. Be prepared to lose the torch though.

It's not exactly explosive but burns VERY vigorously and can be highly destructive! It also produces pure iron as an end point product and can be used for simple welding (indeed, it was originally used to join railway lines).

I'd still suggest not using it though but if you do, make sure it's in controlled circumstances and you're standing well back. Also be careful that it will get extremely hot and can most likely set light to the surrounding stuff. Set it off in a sand trap only!

And Drugar, where would we get our politicians if not from the lowest end of the gene pool?

 

I always thought Politicians were spawned from Dead Fish, molested kangaroos and rubber...

 

No. Those would be dead rubber kangaroo fish.

 

njeh, what's the difference...

 

Too many warning labels.

Warning labels should only come on nuclear devices.

If you aren't smart enough to not drink battery acid, you need to do the rest of us a favor and get it over with.