Getting back to work?

Hey folks, sorry for abandoning the forum... I went away for new years eve and totally neglected my moderation duties. Now I'm back and set on keeping my EYE on you again.

Tell me, should I ban anyone? Should I start deleting Bhoff's posts?

 

I think that's than really great idea, but the christian fundamentalist goverment who control than lobby for FFA when created for poor farmers suffering the effects of than draught brought upon by their disbelief in Islam.

 

Welcome back, Jinxed!

As you can see, sir, I am no mischief maker.

I respect you 100%.

More than that, actually.

 

Damn i who was planing to unleash a reign of terror over this board. I have not been here very much recently either, it is this life thing that is getting to me.

 

Nice to see Jinxed got his lazy bum back on the hot seat. Users who need bans (for not posting enough):

Milo
Retard
Dragoon
Milo
Jarinor
Jinxed
Qilikatal
Snowmane
Milo
Me
Milo

Users who need bans for scaring me:

Charles

Users who need bans for not helping me more when someone picked on me on another forum:

Calis
DarkUnderlord

Calis may prove hard to ban, so do it quick and maybe do it twice.

 

Welcome back, Jinxie. Missed you sweetheart.

Fatman, the time to overthrow Calis and take over this board is not yet at hand. Patience, my son, patience. We will need more powah before we attempt a revolution.

 

Yeah, I'll go with Fatman, Charles is writing the scariest crap I've ever seen on a forum. He can bring up God, Islam, and how to prevent nuclear wars (by writing letters no less) in one paragraph AND make it relevant to the topic.

At least he does, in his mind.

 

Doesn't he ever get bored of the stuff? I mean, he wasn't like this before so it means it's not his way to make a living.(up untill now at least) I read some of his posts since yesterday and I must admit his giant man eating hamster theories are indeed scary. However I'm not sure that even if I PM him he would understand. He seems to think he's not doing anything wrong. I just might edit his "I think the barbie doll is a blatant symbol of Catolic propaganda to fight Islam" type of posts. It's just a waste of time for everyone.

 

It seems I have a singular knack for never being added to anyone's list, when said person is discussing other forum members, regardless of subject. Am I that streamline? I always let it slide, but now I must admit, my feelings are hurt. (In a singsong voice) "nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms, worms are greasy, go down easy, think I'll go eat worms."

 

You're the only one I coudn't bare to see banned, of course.

 

And, apparantly, me. I sill haven't decided if I'm mad or happy.

 

Got Ferret?

 

Good point!

[music]
Where, oh where, has that little Ferret gone?
Oh where, oh where, can he be?
With his tail cut long, and his nose cut short,
Oh where, oh where, can he be?
[/music]

Hmm... maybe I need to work on the cut long & cut short parts...

 

*sigh*

When will I learn? I must not make lists of HoLers - it only gets me in trouble. I'm sorry Etalis. Here's a special one for you and Ferret:

Ban Etalis and Ferret for turning up late to the banning list.

 

AHA....You said that you would never cheat on us again! NOW i will have to pull you infront of the spanish inqusition.

 

Ahem...

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

So there.

 

Jinxed? Jinxed? Why aren't you banning these people? Don't forget Windmills, MrNobodie and Snowmane. I assumed I didn't need to mention them in my first list, given the heinous ... um ... ness (heinousarity?) of their offenses, but well, you're taking too long. As the army says, BAN THEM ALL AND LET THAT DOG OUT.

 

Er... sheriff? Why not just shut down the forum for a week? It'd be easier in the end...

And I haven't posted in a while because I've started a new job and it's taking a lot of my time to get used to everything and do research on things. Hopefully things should settle down soon so I'll have more spare time.

 

*stomps off in a huff*

Forgot me, too.

:x

 

If my crime was so terrible, why wasn't I listed more than once, like Milo!? Now I'm really offended! ...Well, atleast I got mentioned. (And here I was thinking nobody had noticed that I was gone... must be my gorgeous body and charasmatic personality.)