Hey Milo! You just won the Superbowl! Now what will you do?!

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  1. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    Hey, calm down there. I just found it amusing that the way he spelled "accident" looked like a brand of mouthwash.

    Besides, it's not like every thread is filled entirely with corrected spelling and grammar. I only do it once in a while, when the mistake is particularly amusing.
     
  2. Sereina

    Sereina New Member

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    Hey hey hey, enough American bashing.... enough country bashing. We all have problems, and stupid people abound, richly, in every country.
    Myself, I don't like sports much. Except for football and hockey (American football, that is; there's something attractive about a man who appears as though he could dry-hump a tree).
    As I'm married to a Britishman, I shall refrain from some of my more colorful jokes *sighs wistfully* If only I didn't love that inscrutible old boy.
     
  3. Milo

    Milo New Member

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    Whatever. Believe me, I'm not jumping up and down, slamming my keyboard in rage. I'm sitting here typing this post, twiddling a toothpick in my mouth, and watching Ghostbusters II out of the corner of my eye. It's a pet peeve of mine, that's all. No need to justify yourself. Calm down there.

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  4. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice that. :grin:
     
  5. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    HOLY SHIT! Sereina is Lysa!

    1. She's American.
    2. She's married to a Brit.
    3. Sounds naughty and saucy enough to be Fatman's wife.

    If you're not Lysa, that's some freaky coincidence's there...
     
  6. Sereina

    Sereina New Member

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    Nope, sorry. Never even heard of Lysa; I only just joined this forum. And as I rarely, if ever, lie, you'll just have to take my word.
     
  7. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    Don't worry, I already confirmed this with Fatman. That, and your stories of dancing naked on highways in Arizona make me not doubt your word on this matter.

    Lysa is Sheriff Fatman's wife if you're curious.
     
  8. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    but wat abot wehn tehy rite liek tish si ti okey to rite liek tish if i riet liek tish u kan all still unnnerstan me it jsust taeks sum tiem for u to unnerstan me espeshully wehn i leev owt punktuashun and u reed tish liek wiht no breehting or nuthin coz tat's wat u do lol sti aslo liek a chaels b hoff 'n poff pots if he roet wiht a littel bettar englihs hsi claym aboot taht lettar he rote to teh UN taht singel handardly stooped a nookleear wordl war III mihgt be a littel bit moer beleevible¹ aslo id liek to piont owt taht to my noledge iv nevar pikced on qucklakitail spalling nbros slug bug aneewun esle i felt liek at teh tiem but not quarklikitail by teh way taht shood be: People need to take their (possesive, rather than the shortened form of "they are") little spelling and grammar hang-ups right (as opposed to the "write" as in writing) over there (location, not indicating possession) besieds u haev to admit taht aksident si pritty bad i meen weer not taklnig simpull typo heer or misspilling wun of tohs okaseonally tricy word taht pops up form tiem to teim u do haf to admat taht in tihs instarnse it si funnee for us Grammiaer Natsis even looknig at DarkWalker's post thoh u jus haev to admut taht u missed teh j/k lol u didn get teh funnee he sed he was "quite hard" in reponce to Quiakilasdfikfatal's:

    see eraktshon j/ke "Quite hard" "Say hello to accident" eevan wehn qsilikatal wsa sitll tryang to get ti wriet? Riyat? rihgt?

    no sti moer of an: "Heheh. Ain't it cute? Sluggy just went nuts and called me ghey d00d!!1! because I picked him for getting daughter correctly" sit bark an smiel as oppoesd to teh appreshiatife aspekts of carruktang "another person's perfectly understandable english" wich if uve red a post by Sluggy ull unnrstan taht his englaish perfact and unnerstannible ti si not.

    im laffing though an tahts all hhat mattars im a veery "salf satsifryang" persone DarkWalkers erekshon joek wsa funnee togh.

    yes but n0t evereewun tipes liek a reetard do tehy an leeves owt punktuashun liek wehn tehy riet wun of ther run on sentanses taht tehy leeve owt teh full stop besieds i thowt ppl didn pik on teh grammaer nazis coz tehy ph33r us an aer afrayed of teh konsekwenses?

    ohhhh well I wont taek a affunse tahn.

    expect tehre deos seem to be a rahtar disprapershonaet amownt fo stooped peepal in amaruca.

    sehs lyang. LYNHC HAR!
    oh welkum to teh foram too Sereina :wavey:


    ¹jus a littel bit maer beleevibel liek a smudge liek wun of tohse Maxwell Smart "missed me by that much" kin of amownts.
     
  9. Sereina

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    Well, if you want to play that game, two can always tango.
    Let me see.. there are about 9 million people in Sweden. That's smaller than Detroit. That's three times smaller than Los Angelos. Those are only two of our cities; so, if one of our smaller cities can be larger than an entire country... hmm.
    There are about 6 million people in London. There are about 9 million people in Manhattan alone. And Manhattan isn't nearly as large as London. It's a very tiny island.
    America is pushing 300 million strong. All other countries in the world are roughly comparable to a backwater ozark hillbilly trailer park compared to us.
    That's proportions. Never argue with someone who's family works for the IRA, CIA, and FBI.
     
  10. Sheriff Fatman

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    7.1 million people. We're still one of the biggest and most cosmopolitan cities in the world and do not look like a back water by any standards, even Manhattan's. We're certainly bigger and more densely populated - not to mention polyglot - than almost any place in the USA. Do not start casting aspersions all over the place, just because DU is prone to being a twat.

    I certainly hope that's a typo or there is another IRA other than the Irish terrorist group, who have done their best over the years (with US support) to lower the population of London.

    [EDIT]BTW, if our being preachy/pedantic/anal/hostile drives Milo away, it'll be the worst thing that ever happened to T-A HoL, even if you take both Eros' visits together.
     
  11. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    so wats ur poynt? ameruca has moor peepol... an?

    ratio so liek if dere r 2 dum peepol owt of everee 3 in ostraylia, if u taek taht saem ratoi wiht ameruca ist liek findeng 2 owt of 3 dum peepol coz tahts waht porporshun si onlee in ameruca dere r moor liek 3 owt of 4 dum peepol so ist dispropoershonal.

    liek wehn u taek olympoc gaems in wich ostraylia wiht 19 millyun peepol coems thrid in teh overell medel tallee beetin contrees liek england woh haev way moer peepol so we overall we r a betta sportang nashun, even beeting ameruca proporshonallee.

    sept dere r moor hillbillei traila parks in ameruca per persun.

    nevah argoo wiht somwun whos uncel werks for da depertmant fo foregin affiars, whoos dad was a politishun, whose sistar werks for da defanse shience an teknologee orginizashun an whoose brotha werks in da ostrayliyan defense akademee.

    Intarnashonal Reedang Assoshaishun?
     
  12. Windmills

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    China: 1,210,004,956
    India: 936,545,814
    USA: 263,814,032

    (from http://www.geographic.org/people/people.html)

    Honestly, I really wish people would think before they hit the little reply button.

    Really folks, I must reiterate, the U.S. isn't completely dominated by jingoism. No. Really. I'm serious. We're around here somewhere, all 3 of us.

    Nationalistic and self-important. So much for trying to disprove stereotypes.
     
  13. Jarinor

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    Wow, what our families do for a living makes us experts in their fields! My grandfather is a retired doctor, my grandmother a retired physiotherapist, one uncle is a radiologist, another is a lecturer in languages at a university, one's an architect, another's a lawyer and one of my other ones has tried just about every job under the sun you can get without tertiary education. Holy shit, I'm the ultimate handyman!

    Not only can I can I give you expert medical advice, I can also advise you on a range of other matters including architecture principles and their applications, the Australian legal system (with particular emphasis on corporate areas) and I can also pour you a beer while doing this - in English or Spanish! Wow! Line up today for introductory mates rates.
     
  14. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    You sound like just the bloke I'm looking for! I had me a real bad headache earlier this week. I'm curious, what's your diagnosis on that?

    Also, my house needs a bit of work, can you come over and do that somtime? I was thinking of knocking out the back wall and just replacing it with a huge panel of glass. Do you think that's a good idea?

    Also, we could use a bit of advice on the "Dignity in Dying Bill" (Euthanasia) that's currently before Parliament. What's your legal opinion on the term "hopelessly ill"? For example, can I get people I don't like bumped off by declaring them hopelessly ill? Can I say that they aren't good friends of mine, therefore there must be something wrong with them, ipso facto, hopelessly ill?

    Oh and I'll have a pale ale too while you're at it.
     
  15. Jarinor

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    I'm only one man, with all these fantastic abilities inherited from my still living relatives, but I'll try.

    1. Take some Panadol for that headache, avoid stress, and drink more water.

    2. Don't throw any rocks at it.

    3. I think euthanasia is a great idea, as long as it's applied correctly. For instance, someone who's dying of terminal cancer should be able to off themselves whenever they want. When did their life become the responsibility of the government?

    As for the term 'hopelessly ill', well, if someone is hopeless (or pessimistic), or if they are really really sick (which will possibly pass in a few days, but they wish to die then, even if they're not fatally ill) then why can't they also kill themselves?

    4. Get it yourself. I'm not flying over there.
     
  16. Sereina

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    7.1? I just called my brother, and there are, apparently, 9 million people on Manhattan alone. Do you know how small Manhattan is? It's a tiny island.
    And as for cosmopolitan... London doesn't even come in the top 30 cities for 'cosmopolitan' descriptions. It's filthy, and it's old. Very old. All the buildings just need to be torn down and rebuilt up with new, fresh materials. London is probably the only place where you can leave a bar at night, and the air outside is worse than the air in. Los Angelos doesn't even claim that.
    London shone beautifully in my memories, when I visited family as a child... I was so horribly shocked to see what had become of it when I revisited for the first time (in over a decade or two) this spring.
    Now, Paris, Paris is cosmopolitan, both socially and economically. Cairo is especially beautiful.
     
  17. Jarinor

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    Brisbane is the place to be! Only 1 million people spread out over a huge fucking area. If I remember correctly, the city council has one of the largest domains in the world, because Brisbane is just spread out so much.

    Course, you also have to deal with the heat and humidity in summer, and the current drought in the east, but hey...
     
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    Wow, I wish I was able to determine that much about a person, having never talked to them face to face or, indeed, ever seen their face.
    Touche.
     
  19. Sheriff Fatman

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    Well, I just spoke to my brother tonight, too. He, like me (and all my family and most of my friends) has lived his entire life in London. here are some things for you to consider:
    • 7.1 million people is alot, particularly when it doubles during working hours, most of the extras being in the central area (where I live).
    • London is either still, or was until very recently, the greenest captial city in the World. More parks and undeveloped land than any other.
    • London's air is cleaner than LA's. Our smog problem occured in the early half of the 20th century. It's still urban air, but our laws keep down industrial pollution and we have less cars per capita than LA.
    • Every single American I have met who has come to London (and there are a few, since my wife is American) has commented on the numbers of foreigners here. Not tourists - foreign people living and working here. That's a good thing, by the way.
    • London and New York are now considered in many areas of business to be two sides of the same coin. They are so similar and so close, the NYLon connection is becoming something of a phenomenon. To start trying to make New York, or even just Manhattan, as something alien to London is silly.
    • Talking about London as a backwater is completely ridiculous. You were unwise to make the comparison and are foolish to pursue it. Why did you even bother? Are you trying to demonstrate that having a British husband makes you an authority on Britain? I tell you, you're clearly demonstrating that you're not. You're also re-inforcing undesirable stereotypes of Americans.
     
  20. Sereina

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    I could give a damn less about 'stereotypes.' You're reinforcing undesirable traits by continuing to remember and even convict stereotypes.
    And since the words, "London is backwater," didn't come out of my mouth, three words, pal- get over it.
    I love NYC, but only because I've lived most of my life there and identify it as home. But I can't stay there long- it's too fast, too gray. I also don't like London; at least, not anymore. It's totally different than what I remember it to be, and I'm seriously wondering if I've lived any past lives, for it to have changed so fast.
    Keep my husband out of this. I don't consider myself an 'expert on Britain'- I've better things to do with my time.
     
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