Wanna ICQ cyber? (Warning: long)

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  1. Windmills

    Windmills New Member

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    The following happened earlier tonight on ICQ, because no one worthwhile was on for me to talk to. *cough*Luchaire*cough*

    You all should be at least second-handedly familiar with the random messages one gets from horny idiots looking for cybersex. Well tonight, I decided to strike back. Thanks to whoever first informed me of goatse, and also to Milo for the Glory Hole idea. Heh. Read on and be amused.

    He stopped responding after this. i'm still amazed he didn't go away after the goatse. But oh well, it was mindless entertainment while it lasted.

    Here's a lesson for you boys: you want to go trollling the internet for sex? You get what you deserve.
     
  2. Qilikatal

    Qilikatal New Member

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    Hehe was on mirc the other day. Chatted with slamserv for about one hour and we came to the conclusion that he was eating pie out of peoples rectum.
     
  3. Ct0fDiscord

    Ct0fDiscord New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That was great!
     
  4. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    :lol: Isn't that the truth? (no offence)

    How do you get to IRC?
     
  6. Windmills

    Windmills New Member

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    http://www.mirc.com

    You can log on instantaneously with java or dowload the mIRC application.

    Hope that helps!
     
  7. Ct0fDiscord

    Ct0fDiscord New Member

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    It says you only get like 30 days of it free or something.
    Ive been using for a few months.
    The only annoying thing about that is, is that they will try to get you to register by having the mirc website pop up saying
    "How to register your mIRC"
    Apparently just close the window and your fine :nod:
     
  8. Kozmo_Naut

    Kozmo_Naut New Member

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    Just use XChat...

    It's free, and much easier to use...

    www.xchat.org

    BTW: Great job, Windmills! That's one less pr0n troll
     
  9. Luchaire

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    That's some funny shit, Windmills. Sorry I wasn't around on ICQ to save you from dealing with that sorta moronity. But obviously you enjoyed fucking with him nonetheless. :)
     
  10. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    No. It's funnier when you've got a female name and you go ahead with them. Then you flood their screen with:
    I have a secret to tell you...
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!
    I'M A GUY!! AHHAHAHAHA!!

    So... What time are you next on IRC Windmills? :hump:
     
  11. bryant1380

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    Um.... *glances around nervously* Who told?

    No sir, I did not initiate cybersex with that woman, er, man, SakaiNoriko, er, Kayuga. It was a dirty lie.









    Ok, ok. So Kayuga got me with his "honah supa slutty Japanese model" thing. But I'm not to blame. He had pictures and everything. Plus you know he's got some of you guys too.
     
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  13. Windmills

    Windmills New Member

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    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Maybe he's :stoner: ??

    This is the first thread all day at which I've laughed.
     
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    Well from what I have just read, this is me: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Wind mills u are :oops: flerting when Luchaire and you are :wink: at him all the time so that means only one thing. Jk i think.
     
  19. Windmills

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    Yup, you caught us, Slug Bug. Luchaire's massive wang is so lengthily blessed that it reaches me here from all the way in Arkansas. It scares small children in Atlanta.

    It causes Ron Jeremy to scream out in envy: "That's not a penis! It's a pap smear!"

    Ayup. Shhh. Don't tell my husband.
     
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    Aww, gee, Windmills. You said you weren't gonna tell anyone. Sheesh...

    *Now* how am I gonna explain my weekend trip to Charleston?

    :razz:
     
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