:lol: ok tell your GOOD jokes, dont say dumb ones One night, a cop is staking out a bar for DUIs. At closing time, a guy stumbles out fo the bar and tries his keys in 5 different cars before finally finding his car. As everyone else files out of the bar, they see the first guy fumbling to start his car and start laughing at him. When he finally manages to driuve his car away, the officer pulls him over, and proceeds to administer the breathalyzer test. "What the hell?! Your not drunk!" yells the officer as he eyes the test results. "Thats right." says the guy. "Tonight im the designated decoy!"
Mack walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Joe poor me a shot!" Joe does and Mack drinks it down "Pour me another!" Joe does again and Mack drinks it down "Hit me again!" Joe looks at Mack "Hold on there bud you've been coming here for a while now and I've never seen you drink this many shoots at once! What give?" Mack drinks down the shoot "Hell I just got my first blow job!" Joe smiles "Well congradulations buddy! Here have another on me!" Mack grabs the shoot "Thanks cause I STILL can get the taste out my mouth!"
Why not just post in mrnobodies "who needs a laugh" thread? Psssst.....*both of these jokes are already in the afore-mentioned thread...
I never saw that thread untill after I posted this one... and I got my joke out of Maxim, I didnt copy off him
I guess you cant figure out the WW2 riddle I gave you eh retard? (I dont mean to sound like an asshole saying ur name lol)
