Riddles...

9:00 p.m.

 

how the hell did you know that?

 

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?

 

here's one everyones heard: how far can a dog run into the woods?

 

A piano?

 

As far as the first tree then he has too pee :hump:

 

nope.. a dog can run into the middle, then he is running out of the forest!

 

and the piano one, you got wrong too... it's a keyboard

 

DOH! :roll:

 

Did she shoot the guard?

*edit* Or was she the guard?

 

I dont wanna give it away so soon, but what she did was:
she waited untill he wasnt looking, walked a bit untill she started to see him looking her way again and turned back into germany. When the guard saw this he yelled; "Please go back into Switzerland!!" So she did. :lol:

 

Good one.

What riddles are still unanswered?

 

They are just icicles. I don't have time to post riddle right now, but when I come back.

 

Ok, I post it now.

"I go around in circles
But always straight ahead,
Never complain
No matter where I am led."

 

A tire. (tyre for you English types :razz: )

 

A compass (or maybe my life? but HOW did you know! aranoid: )

 

A guy in a wheelchair with one broken brake that's always stuck on and who's head rotates 360 degrees around?

 

Well...shit... why didn't I think of that? Of course...

(slaps forehead)

:razz:

 

Yeah, these are really easy when you think about them logically.

I'll have to add that the guy in the wheelchair is also paralyzed and was born without a mouth. That ties up the loose ends caused by "never complain, no matter where I am led."

 

Maybe he's just a nice guy and doesn't like to complain.