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  1. Qilikatal

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    Sap em in the balls and they are suddenly really calm.
     
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  3. Qilikatal

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    I heard of a nasty way to kill a cat, you put mustard upp its ass, then it runs itself to death. :evil:
    By the way i wonder how does god kill the kittens?
     
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    I completely AGREE!
     
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    He puts them in the microwave and sends them back to earth as blondes.
     
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  6. Qilikatal

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    Pretty blondes?
     
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    Why would a cat run itself to death if you put mustard up it's butt? Does it sting or something?
     
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    I dunno about the mustard deal...

    but if you put a piece of duct tape across a cats back thats fun to watch...

    :monkey2:
     
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    Once a friend of mine grabbed his cat by the paws and swung him around like a carnival ride. It was fun to watch the cat walk like it was drunk. He did the same with his little brother.
     
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    You are all horrible, horrible, cruel people!!! :-?

    BTW, have you ever tried to feed a pidgeon Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate? (that's baking soda, or bicarbonate of soda to those unenlightened of you!)

    Just rub some into a peice of bread and leave it out for the pidgeons. Nearly all birds lack the muscular comtrol of the sphincters coverning their digestive tract, so they cannot burp or fart. The resulting gas buildup ends up blowing their intestinal tract our of their arse! :eek:


    :oops: 0:)
     
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    hmm I thought tube rats... er I mean ferrets were supposed to be good and not think evil thoughts like that...

    I thought all the evil scheming was left for rabbits
     
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  12. Qilikatal

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    Aperently it hurts a little :D You could ofcourse try, wait please try i really would like you to try. Please, and take a picture of youtself when you do it.
     
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    I'll ignore the 'tube rat' reference for now and won't bite you yet. :x

    And yes, we are good, but I guess we all pick up a bit of evil occasionally from all those rabbits we eat! 0:)
     
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    hahaha I'm glad no offense was taken this time ;)

    *Hold's shiny object up for ferret to be mesmerized by
     
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    Aw... I'm not a cruel person! I'm just a little twisted. :wink:
     
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