It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No, it's a huge friggin' comet!

AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

I get enough of this from Bob on Aozos! :-?

Please stop the spam! *begs*

 

Bob is laughing.....anyways....I sitll make no point, weather or not I make sence is a completely different subject...not that it was mentioned or anything.

 

I kind of wish the comet hits - I'd be 36 or so, so I'd have lived the better part of my life (who wants to live the second half? You're unattractive, have a mid-life crisis and everyone fucks you over), so it's all good .

Still, at least the comet would defeat the corporations who are fucking up the planet - it would do many times more damage in a fraction of the time. It might even kill a few bastard CEO's...

 

If anyone survived impact down here, we'd be thrown into economic turmoil by... *ominous drums*...PUBLIC LIABILITY INSURANCE!

 

Man, it only takes one comet to make you all political nuts.

 

Just who would be blamed Settler? No court is going to give a payout for that shit.

 

If this comet thing decides to fall on my head, I will pull off Major Kong and try to shoot at it relentelessly until the bitter impact. Of course, it would not happen, heh. I will simply sidestep it.

 

And you will get killed by the impact of the hit beside you.

 

I want to surf the tidal wave - almost like Kurt Russell style in Escape from LA (because he didn't know either) but on a wave the size seen in Deep Impact. That would be fucking cool, and when it finally ran out of energy and just dumped on whoever and whatever was in the way, that would be cool to watch...yeah...

Hurry up Mr Comet!

 

New update it will not hit us. Now i will not get my insurance money :cry:
It would have been real cool, you know. I heard the crater from the impact would be something like 25 kilomoters across. Now i only got my rabid nun insurance.

 

in any case, it wasn't supposed to hit till 2019.

 

Well, i em not 97 years old and I em not going to die tomorow by chocking on my oatmeal, so for me it matters. :wink:

 

i don't intend to die by chocking, either...

 

This is great news. I missed the last comet.

Now I have all the time I need to prepare. I just have to cut my balls off, dress all in black, and eat a chicken pot pie from Marie Callander's. Get a purple cloth to cover myself with, ready the cyanide capsule, and I'm off to the homeland!

Bye y'all!

 

Quick! Everyone give your money to the Scientologists so they can finish building their spaceship in time, re-animate L Ron Hubbard to lead us into the bright, starry future, and launch our ship from the Hubble telescope (because everyone knows it's a secret launch site that was built by fascists and communists and what-have-you-nots, but we'll take it over!) and go into the great beyond.

So hurry with those donations, and hand over your souls to be purified, scanned and go recruit some more suckers, I mean, members.

 

Maybe they end up like the Hubologists at the end of Fallout 2 who left earth, protected by the star father.

They failed to understand the need for recycled air in space...