I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I would've already but I don't think this guy will live long enough to gain the kind of experience necessary for him to function as a sentiant human being.

 

It could be Ioo. I could see him getting a kick out of making everyone think he's Vyaas.

I really really doubt it's Quethim, though. He's not that diabolical.

...

Or is he? That would be doublebolical to first lead us to believe that he isn't diabolical enough to do something like this...

Or, what about (c) give me the urge to claim I am a gay person in a loincloth?

 

yes it would. hmmmmmmmm *his suspicion goes even more to Vyass...*

 

doublebolical?........ okaaaaay....... way to make up a word :lol: i think you might mean a double bluff, at least that's a little more gramatically correct :razz:

 

Hey, you, can take you're little grammer hang-ups, write over....

Aw fuck it.

 

Then I'd pick C for you... hehehee 0

 

Ok, then. Let's reset, people.

So far, what we've managed to deduce in this very productive thread can be distilled down to one simple statement:

Evilest-Sou, whoever he is, is a gay person in a loincloth.

Good work, people! We're this close to cracking this nut. Now's not the time to take it easy! The answer is within our grasp!

 

If vyass comes back on-line we can spam him to death to get him to admitt 8) _

 

hmmmmm, Eros rex perhaps?.

 

That would be a thing... if that would be true, I doubt the mods will leave him outside the banishment for very long

 

You guys are totally lame. I aint no commie :akimbo: and as far as being a homo, I am all man, and I don't use my forehead oil to lube up some guy's hairy bunghole.

 

I'll give my vote to Vyaas. Same basic writing style, same basic vocabulary, same attitude of demeaning everyone in a poor attempt to prop up his dying ego. And now an attempt to divert suspicion by denying connections to communism.

And Evil, quite a few homos are "all man" too. (Sorry, couldn't help it. It's a character flaw.)

 

They like "all men".

 

It can't be Quethim. He wouldn't be able to pull this off - exceptionally bad grammar and spelling would have given him away by now, as well as his claim that he can improve any time he wants.

loo might be able to, but I don't see him doing it. It's so out of character. The name calling is very loo-like, but as to who it's directed at, and the rest of his attitude...nah...

Vyass is a definite possibility, although it could just be a clever impersonator.

Eros Rex is a possibility...he had problems with people when he left, but this is too childish even for him. Although he could be roleplaying a straight, rebellious teenager, instead of being the gay ex-serviceman.

Bortiis I think we can rule out.

It's probably someone else we don't suspect...how many people saw the Bryant/Cigardude thing coming? It could be that again, except this time the alternate ego isn't going at himself...unless ThreeDogs has taken his no-job-soon situation really hard...

Wow, that was some great detective work wasn't it? Evilest-Killer-Eating-Sou is going to have his identity revealed for sure!

 

Vyass!!!

 

I agree with Jarinor’s logic. But I would like to add a few points.
Let’s see the testimony of our reluctant witness:

He states that the real identity will be revealed if we don’t discover it (a future fact since it's a hypotheses). Almost everyone accused Vyaas before his testimony, even so to Jinxed his identity hasn’t been discovered. This leads to the conclusion that Evilwhatever is NOT Vyaas.

We are dealing than with an impersonator.
Let’s analyze his grammar.
The spelling isn’t a good clue, since he could be using Word to correct it, like I do to correct my atrocious spelling.
When in rush, or trying to write badly, this guy murders punctuation. Other than that his phrases are comprehensible and even have structure. This leaves Yeayea out of the equation, since our suspect can actually speak English.

Some suspects hypotheses.
Motive: to have fun with this crap he probably: a) posts often b) have been involved in at least 1 flame war.
Identity:
He is a hidden regular. DarkUnderlord isn’t posting here, only at the modules forum; and he is arrogant enough to amuse himself with this. Even after she came back from Disney, rosenshyne isn’t posting here; and we all remember how proud she is of knowing hamster style (hence the martial arts pun). They are both capable of pulling this.
He is keeping away from just this topic: We have to make a list of suspects. I think we can erase everyone from TA staff. *note: make the list*
He is here: *looks around suspiciously* No.. don’t kill me, sir… I know nothing…

 

I got my money on it being either Vyaas himself or someone trying to sound just like him. It's not just the writing style. There's other things like his hatred for ThreeDogs.

Either that or... it's me. Or maybe it's............




........ Ioo's mother.

Anyway, they way I understood Jinxed's post is that unless Evil-Sue fesses up, Jinxed is gonna tell us who he is. I think normally he would keep it private, like if the guy changed his attitude. But if he's gonna come back and act the same only with a different name, then why bother keeping it a secret? Besides, I think we all know who it is, we're just waiting for Evil-Sue to admit it, or Jinxed to confirm it.

 

No, no, no....You guys, don't you see? It is........................DarkUnderwear!!!

It has to be darkunderwear. This person is a little too um......funny to be vyass. My money is on darkunderwear.

 

More suspicions.
Evilwhatever was acting just like an enraged teen until someone thrown him a Vyaas bait. If we find this guy the criminal will be revealed. *goes check the thread, comes back* … err… bad logic, forget.
In his first post he teases ThreeDogs and Jarinor; the first by acting like an anger driven teenager, the second by saying he is a lurker. He also mentions the Vaults of Folly as the weapon of fascism. We all know Eros Rexx’s hatred of the Vaults of Folly; but his hatred was sincere, it doesn’t make much sense to use a sincere hatred in a teasing impersonation. This clue in my opinion can lead to 2 suspects: Ioo and Etalis Craftlord. The first due to his frequent mentions of the Vault, like: “it should be open for me� etc. The second liked Eros Rexx and participated in almost all discussions with him, maybe he got some inspiration with him.
Of course I wouldn’t discard the possibility of him being someone in this thread. Possibly ThreeDogs, who claimed that wasn’t satisfied with the responses he got; maybe he made this stunt to get juicier responses.

By the way has anyone over here seem the movie Clue?


Edit addition.
Besides Jinxed’s testimony I think there are other reasons to think this guy is not Vyaas.
First by acting like Vyaas he actually makes fun of him, like the martial arts pun. I don’t think that is something Vyaas is capable of.
Second, like I said when this guy write badly he kills the punctuation. But his typing is OK. A typical rushed post by Vyaas is something like: hrk hbto lsopp,fnugpsaaa ekek dma n m ygar giujnm talean thin greso!!! (Not even Word can save this)
But in the end, I think he is not mostly due Jinxed’s testimony. And if he gave false leads I am going to +beep+ him.