The Diabolical Curse Generator!

Through the use of my vast demonic power, this curse generator will generate a new curse each and every time you refresh this post!



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You think your site is tough? Try The T'inator!!!
"My diarrhea puts up more of a fight than you do!"

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-19 07:01 ]</font>

 

EDIT: You could use it as a signature picture, if you want to.

Code:

http://www.thehedgemaze.com/cgi-bin/diabolic.cgi

Use it just like you would use an image...
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You think your site is tough? Try The T'inator!!!
"My diarrhea puts up more of a fight than you do!"

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-19 07:00 ]</font>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-19 07:02 ]</font>

 

"May your pets conjugate on your arm", eh?
That curse thing is pretty nastly. :grin:

 

"May an amorous weasel gnaw off your tongue." :grin:

EDIT: I see that you do not have a sig pic yet. It would fit the nick "Jester" nicely if you had that generator in your sig...

EDIT: BTW, I found the generator here.

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"My diarrhea puts up more of a fight than you do!"

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-19 07:43 ]</font>

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Very true, and thanks for the suggestion. I'll look into it soon, but at the moment, I'm more than a little lazy and unmotivated.

 

may your earwax turn highly corrosive...

ewwwww....

 

"I hate your feet"

"May a thousand puppies lose their constinance on your pillow"

"May your ass resemble a baboon's."

"May your nipples expel royal jelly"

"May you develop atomic hemerroids"

:lol:


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"May your prostate leak greenish pus"

WTF?! You didn't say this was a truth generator...

That's neato, Kozmo. Did you script that yourself?

 

omg! it's milo! he's not dead after all! oh where, oh where has our milo been?

"may your employer's dress code require a hair net"

 

rosenshyne!!!

My ISP cut me off. Turned me out. Like a pimp, they demanded their share of my earnings to keep me supplied with the good stuff.

Fuckin ATT Broadband... "May your youngest daughters be known by a rabid yak."

 

"May goblins feast on your buttocks."
Welcome back Milo. We have all worried about you. Really we have.

 

"I hate your feet"

Thanks, gamenut. It's good to be back. I learned something while I was gone, though, so it wasn't a complete loss; The computer is a useless box of electrical parts when it's not connected to the internet.

Also, I baked bread. Lots and lots of bread. Focaccias. Baguettes. Bagels. Ciabattas. So much bread, in fact, that according to Feldon's "Bread = Homo" Theory of Sexuality (© Feldon Kane, 2002), I'm one step away from screaming "Armageddon!" as flaming gerbils fly out of my ass.

 

Not really. You can always play some games on it, but it is much better with the internet.

 

bread is the stuff of life... it might even be my favorite food... after ribs, of course... i have a cousin who once ate nothing but bread and mayonaisse for a month... he's kind of a freak...

 

Ahh yes, my favorite food. Ribs... I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

 

Naw, CivIII can only go so far. And given my budget, that's the last game I'm going to be buying for a while.

Without the internet, I'm reduced to playing with a piece of string or mindlessly slinkying my Slinkyâ„¢ back and forth from left hand to right, drooling like an idiot, for entertainment. That and kneading bread dough and watching it rise.

Ribs are good, too. I like 'em slow cooked all day long with no BBQ sauce. Just salt and pepper. Give me a plateful of those ribs and a bowl of hot rice, and I'm set.

 

You don't have many games. I have about 40 games to choose from. Then when I get bored with that I either play one of my 200 Playstation games, my N64, my Playstation 2, watch TV, or go out and play with my friends.

 

but you see, gamenut, those of us who aren't still living with are parents have to use our money to pay bills...

 

I have my own money. I bought most of my own games, I have a few jobs helping my grandfather with his work (good pay),and I invest in my friends at school. I loan them a dollar, they pay me back 2 dollars (very lucrative trade).

 

of course you have your own money... i'm just saying you don't have to spend it on the vital things in life like rent, electric, cable, ramen by the pound...

ooh! the best curse yet!

"You are DOOMED!"

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