i have an announcment

for the last 3/4 yrs me and a friend have been working on something that will allow you to finish/complete ANY game on ANY format (pc, psx 1 & 2, etc) and we're almost finished so in the next couple of days (maybe tomorrow) i should be able to post final details.
a lot of time, energy and effort has gone into this monumentle project and i hope you can all aprecciate the demands and saccrifices we had to endure for this to come about, anyway one more day and it'll all be over, i hope it will help some in at least a small way.

 

GIMME! GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Once I'm finished drooling, I'll compliment you properly.

Okay all done drooling.

Holy flying bovine equivalent of eros rex! Tha must have taken a *lot* of work... there is NO WAY I'd have the attention span for that... still, it must feel reaaaally good to finish it... how do I get it?

GIMME GIMME GIMME!

 

WOW that is a very bold claim you are making buddy! I hope it works out for ya :smile:

 

so far it looks likes it working just fine :smile::

 

That's us smart Ausies for ya.

Well, at least him anyway :wink:

 

welcome to the forum Luminal arty:

 

Talk about a placebo theory here. But I'm eager to see if it works anyway :teeth:

 

placebo theory???? i can assure you jinxed and everyone for that matter that it will work i'm just finishing it now and i should be able to share it with you all some time tonight, i hope you all enjoy it like i will. :smile:

 

Well, what is it already?? Can't you even tell us what it is? (I think I smell a rat here) :grin:

 

What is it mrnobodie? Anyway, good work, I admire your dedication to your project.

 

for all those who doubted me (that cynical bastard RETARD) :wink: i can now present the only thing you will ever need to complete any game
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simply play the game

you may all now stand and appluade my genius :rofl:

 

This proves one thing, sometimes when we are eager to make a practical joke and we do it, it doesn't work out because it's a kneeslapper. It takes only half a brain to figure that one out nobododie.

 

people have been telling me that i've got half a brain for years could never figure out why though :lol:

 

It doesn't work. :grin:

There's quite a number of arcade gamed I played but could not finish.

 

That's only because you didn't spend enough money on it, or you didn't beat the machine enough to get the free credits.

 

When I was a lad growing up in Miami, I used to walk across the street to the Winn-Dixie grocery store to play the arcade game there.
What the Hell was it called? It's the one where you're on sort of a grid, and you fire toward the center of the screen. The enemies march around the grid toward you.
But what I really remember about going to play that game is the old black man who sat outside the store. He had an accordian and a monkey, and he was blind.
He didn't wear sunglasses. When he asked you for money, his milky pupils cut right through you. This guy was damn sure blind.
The monkey was attached to a leash which which was attached to the weathered old Negro's wrist. It danced and begged for coins.
Some of my fondest memories are of playing that game (Tempest!) and stealing quarters from that blind old accordian player's cup.
And that monkey almost ripped my eyes out, the little cocksucker.