The quest for the Scroll of Forum Resurrection

"I say if heads we go find that magic herb because if I do not hurry my king will die and then I will set war with Tarant for this"

 

"Fuck you Quethim!I don't give a damn about your fucking king.Shut up or I'll disintegrate you!"

 

I pull out my rifle
"You wont be taking me by surprise this time you bastard!Now it is my time to bash your head against the wall."
I was getting ready to pull the triver.
"Nice knowing you"

 

Oh man. This was not going good at all. The dwarf and the mage were fighting. Oh well, what did I expect? That they'd get along like pigs in shit?

I snatched the rifle out of the dwarf's hands, and tossed it at Andrew, who had to duck to miss it. "No you don't fellas. You aren't fighting here. Just back off now, we can sort this out later. We have to get out of Tarant first."

 

I ran to get my gun.
"So now you want me to kill you too eyyy"
I then grabbed my gun and ran away from them.

 

Getting out of hand.

The gnome backed away from the scrapping duo, now a trio as the halfling grabbed the gun away. His first inclination was to shoot the mage, but the dwarf did start it. Maybe he should them both, shoot them all! Shoot shoot sho- He wobbled his head and backed away, wringing his gnarled gnomish hands. He decided to let them sort it out themselves.

Turning to Feldon and Fatty, both of whom watched the seemingly endless spinning coin, he grinned toothily. A gold cap gleamed.

"Care to place any bets on th' winners?"

 

I then ran back to where they were and I had 5 guards with me.
"Now you guys will love me!"

 

"110, 111... 115! Tis grand indeed the coin i got from delivering that message along with the gold from that Half-orc that dared threaten me will leave enough left over after the ticket sale for the boy to eat..." Eros smiled to himself as he walked the streets of Tarant and breathed deep the night air. That is when he heard the noise. It sounded like men engaged in an argument. When he turned the corner he saw 3 men engaged in a scuffle! One of them looked like he was take odds over which would win.

Eros thought he reconized one of the men but he could not place just where from at the moment. "Might I be of assistance?" Eros tried to speak above the fray.....

 

Oi, indeed.

Guards were walking up with the dwarf, which was strange, since he did start the fight. In any case, Pentalope backed himself away from the crowd, just a bit, and bumped into what appeared to be a young boy, likely an urchin.

"'Ello there, chap. Maybe you should run along, eh? A scuffle like this one's no place for a little tike like you." Said the gnome, gently with only a hint of patronizing.

 

I silently cast charm on all guards then I walk up to them.
"Well I think there was a misunderstanding here sirs.This dwarf is the one who started it.I think the others would agree with me."
The guards nodded,grabbed Quethim and took him away.

 

Eros looked at the gnome in shock. "This gnome sees not me but the boy who's body I inhabit. I thought that since little Nina could tell the differance between us that everyone could. Mayhap she only sees with the eyes of a child where this gnome sees with adult eyes. I must know the truth..." Eros looks down upon the gnome with kindness. "I thank thee for thine consern goodly gnome. Alas I assure thee I am a mage of no small ability." With this Eros pays notice to two other guards fast approaching.

*This day is past the night's begun, All who look at Eros he shall surely STUN!* The two guards stop dead in their tracks, looking dazed and confused.

"I am not quite sure what hath transpired here but mayhap we should depart while these guards are otherwise occupied?"

Eros looks weakly to the men awaiting their reply. Casting two stun spells has apparently drained him a bit.

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'Ok I am going to the east.Forward to Ashbury.I'd be glad if anyone tagged along."
"They probably won't"I thought to myself.

 

I would be happy to accompany thee on such an adventure. I need only stay in Tarant til morning light, there is a matter of purchacing a ticket for a child and insuring that she board her train. After this I may join thee, or if thou art in a hurry to leave mayhap I can catch up with thee upon completing my task?"

 

"Well I might wait but you are just a child yourself.Although...I feel powerful magic in you.Anyone else tagging along with me?Well I'll go sleep at Bridesdale's inn.Till morning kid"

 

Ashbury. The city of old people and boring times. I hate that place even more than I hate pies and Culinary Art Exhibits.

"I'm not going to Ashbury. There's nothing to do there, and no reason for going, other than it's relative closeness to Tulla. What side up did the coin land? I was looking at something else..."

 

"You halfling!We are going to the haunted castle.Damn I am going.But first..."I blasted the coin away with a bolt.I went away to get some sleep in the inn.

 

The gnome nodded to the mage-boy, but said little.

"Sleep would be nice. But I must wait for these two to make their decision on where they are going." He said with a grin, as lightning sparks bounced off the coin and it landed charred on the ground, spinning.

The gnome muttered.

He turned back to the kid and looked him up and down.

"Want to make some easy coin, young man?"

 

"If you want to then kill all these bastards.Muahahaha.Fucking sheep rapers."I went away to the inn and there I slept.

 

As I was being pulled away in the guards prison cart I heard some noices and then the cart just stopped.I heard some people coming and then the doors opened.
"Ah it is a dwarf"One of them said and there was four men.
"You must be the dwarf that killed my brother"Another one said
"Would you like to join the Slug Raiders?"
And then I said"Sure I would and I hear that you guys are enemies with someone that I really hate"We then walked off into the night.

 

Eros looked at the gnome curiously, he DID see him as a boy. "Verily I would..." The gnome was looking at him strangely. "Er... I mean yes sir I would love to make an extra bit of coin! What would thee... er.. YE like me to do!?" Eros look down at the gnome trying hard to conseal his fear of being exposed...