Who needs a song?

translated from italian:

I saw you in the bar
You have a poetry ass
I look at it, it talks to me
Say "Hi, my name is Carla"
Standing there at the entrance
You already talking all about sex
You take me by the hand
Right into the toilet
You are my mistress, oh big ass lady
I'll be your chair, sit down bitch
Bring out the whore in you for me
big ass lady!
In the midst of spitting
And the vomiting of drunks
Take my pants off
And greedily suck
But I want your ass
Thus stripping and fucking
You struggle all over
burping in the bar
You are my mistress, oh big ass lady
I'll be your chair, sit down bitch
Bring out the whore in you for me
big ass lady!
You are my mistress, oh big ass lady
I'll be your chair, sit down bitch
Bring out the whore in you for me
big ass lady!
I feel that I am going to
I've came!

 

Another song translated from italian, hope you like it:

After the Christmas dinner
I felt very bad
They dragged me to this fucking mass
I feel the dinner in my ass
I don't want to do it in the middle of the church
In the confessional the door is already closed
I feel the panic
I see the writing "mechanical crib"
Yes, I will shit!
Among shepherds who look like robots I will free myself
Yes, without restraint!
So I shit between the ox and the donkey in a wooden toilet
But in the heat of the moment I was a little foggy
I realize on what I shat
A little arm comes out of the pile of shit
Blanket of shit for baby Jesus!
Blanket of shit for baby Jesus!
Blanket of shit for baby Jesus!
Blanket of shit for baby Jesus!
Yes, I'm really happy!
I really want to hear what the priest says tomorrow
Yes, without mercy!
A shit Herod I am for freedom!
A shit Herod I am for freedom!
A shit Herod I am for freedom!

 

Hello......my name is Oliver and I'm going to tell you a story.............

 

Just the right feelings for this Christmas or the ones of the past;

 

Any Star Wars fans here?

 

Out today!! :3 Enjoy

 

In our grand tradition of needless posts of people from bygone eras, here's mine:



Don't read anything into the lyrics, I heard the Lovecats the other day on Radio 2 in the past week and have since got into the Cure. I just think Boys Don't Cry is more of a 'banger'. Also it turns out I can remember my password...

P.S. I think me leaving this place fell more around appointed mods calling people who were siding with women's rights in that particular (admittedly greyish) conversation "autistic" (unironically). I mean I'm pretty liberal, but liberal to me is celebrating everyone being and feeling safe in society and everyone having roughly equal chances of having a good start in life (and especially the former point when it comes to the bedroom - people shouldn't just try stuff and see what happens). So it wasn't you Smuel, don't worry.

In any case, I hope you're all well, and haven't been doing anything atrocious and criminal (at least, not in a bad way).

P.P.S The bonus...


Solid golldddd...

 

You know you're getting old when you start listening to Radio 2.

 

I should really listen again to The Cure. Anyway:



I'm glad for the remaster of this song they have changed the cover, the original one was really dull....

 

I just realised I committed the cardinal error of posting in this thread without including a music video, so please accept this offering.



Also, if it turns out that this has already been posted in the thread, and in fact here is where I first heard it, then I apologise.

 

I have never heard that before Smuel, so thanks for enlightening me...

In other news, the 90s tracks that no one asked for:

 

I guess I should have posted something funny on 1st April.

Anyway...

 

In homage to the Swedes, I guess?

 

Sometimes, Taylor has it fucking right (obs. I'm posting the lyrics video because the skit in the actual video makes me enraged):



Does this apply to all of us? Yeah probably.

Also, relatedly:

 

I wish Natalie Imbruglia would tear me. Yes, that's a pegging reference.

Nothing's fine I'm torn...

Happy 2024. Let's 2024, in the 2024-iest of ways.

 

I'm still torn.



Also, whatever this was: