Dog won't stop humping...

Hey how can I stop dog from humping sheep? And not just sheep...pigs, chickens, that blue bunny in the stillwater cave, even tried a cow once....He won't stop and if their is a npc nearby they will start attacking dog and me if they see him humping.... HELP.

 

No way!!!! LOL!!!!

:grin:

Thanks d.

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: bryant1380 on 2001-11-28 21:56 ]</font>

 

hahaha thats funny :lol:
and bryant you need to fix ur smiley

 

welcome to the forum Cigardude!

 

damn jinxed, I didnt even notice :grin:

 

Why stop him? Give him some Viagra and watch what he does to the those meddling NPC's

 

How do you stop him? Simple.

1. Take him out to the barn.
2. Flip him on his back.
3. Bind his legs to posts.
4. Remove your clothing.
5. Carefully position yourself behind Dog, with knees slightly bent.
6. -CENSORED-
7. Run from the barn completely naked.
8. Hide.
9. Get caught.
10. Repeat, "I am a dirty bastard."
11. Smack Milo across the head for overusing the "list" function today, and for constantly bringing up this old joke.

 

It's no joke, pal. Believe me.

 

I hear you, brother. I hear you. It's a sick, sad world out there.

 

:lol:
Thanks for that!
*music*
"I love ewes, ewes love me..." -- Barney

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Feldon Kane on 2001-11-29 04:25 ]</font>

 

12. bring him to madam lils sheep... :smile:

 

Then he would have to pay for what he now gets for free....stupid

- Zen

 

*Smack!*

 

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. He tried to hump my leg once too. It was funny!!!! HAHAHAHA hahaha he he

*coughs*

*crickets*

 

CRIKEY!!! Something Australian just smacked me in me 'ead! Musta been one of the fearsome drop bears! I know how to handle them...

1. *Takes Jarinor out to the barn.*
2. *Flips him on his back.*
3. *Tethers his legs to posts.*
4. *Removes clothing.*
5. *Carefully positions self behind Jarinor, with knees slightly bent.*
6. -CENSORED-
7. *Runs from barn completely naked.*
8. *Hides.*
9. *Gets caught.*
10. I am a dirty bastard.

 

The only way to stop the dog is to bring it away from animals .

 

Yeah, good luck getting me into the barn. I don't crack in those situations :smile:. My brother actually had me pinned in the backyard today for over 5 minutes, pretty much constantly torturing me (fucking painful, I can tell you now), but I still didn't give up.

So you can be pretty sure I'd fight to the death before letting you take me out to the barn and tying me up. Besides, do you even know what to do once you've tied me up :grin: ?

 

Is ur brother...gay?

 

How would you know FLR?...Have you had first hand experience? Should we call you StickyLittleRabbit from now on?

:grin:

 

No, it had to do with a bet I lost...he took victory too far :smile:. He wanted me to say something, I refused to say it.