Random facts about YOU.

Post something completely random about yourself.

I'll start off.

-I am currently reading Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein.
-I am a dirty bastard.
-My car is a Piece of Shitâ„¢.
-At exactly 12:00am January 1, 2002, I will quit smoking for good... again.

 

• I just got a possesion charge for hash oil
• Im 13 and I still watch dragonball Z :roll:

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Dmonik on 2001-11-28 22:13 ]</font>

 

- I am from Finland
- I drink and smoke although i'm underaged and that makes me dirty bastard too :grin:
- My cellular phone is Nokia 3210
- I own only two computer games: Arcanum and Operation: Flashpoint
- I used to be a pirate :grin:
- My schlong is...oh...you don't need to know that :grin:

 

• Im now at 100 posts

 

• I'm an anime fanatic
• I play games too much
• I love loo and I wanna have babies

 

• I'm listening to the new Ivy album a lot right now.
• My one and only (so far) nephew gets Christened this Sunday and I don't know whether to where a suit.
• I'm NOT a dirty bastard, but I'm having trouble proving it.
• I quit smoking on my birthday last year (after smoking for 15 years) and against all expectations I managed to make it stick.

 

• I'm about to post some completely random pic just to see if I can direct link from my f2s account.
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• #39 on the menu at my local Chinese joint (ie Chicken and Anchovie fried rice) gives me diarrhea.
• Yes I actually ate that.
• Someone tell me if they can see those pics, because me seeing them could just be due them being loaded in my cache.

 

• seems alot of people are smokers
• I quit 1.5 years ago. after 3 years smoking
• how old are you anyway sheriff?

 

I can see them fine, Milo. It's kind of a coincidence, because my girlfriend just started reading "Breakfast at Tiffany's" yesterday.

Jinxed, I'll give you a clue. I'm old enough to be Ioo's mum :wink:

 

Wow, it's a double coincidence. I wish my girlfriend looked like Audrey Hepburn and she wants something from Tiffany's for Christmas.

Unfortunately for me, Ms. Hepburn has been dead for almost 10 years and my above statement still holds true.

Unfortunately for the future ex-Mrs. Milo (which despite vicious rumors is not Mavis Beacon), I am a broke as well as a dirty bastard, and she'll be lucky to get a counterfeit baby blue Tiffany bag. No gift inside. Just the bag. $1000 silver corn cob holders... nah. I couldn't sell that much blood if I wanted to.

 

Okay, I could possibly be shot either for:

(a) Posting what I am about to say
(b) Not posting what I am about to say sooner

I asked my girlfriend to marry me the other day and she said yes. We're BOTH broke, so we're gonna do it quick and cheap in the next few weeks with any luck.

EDIT - Damn, now I'll be shot twice for not putting a few of these in the first time around -> :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sheriff Fatman on 2001-11-28 23:33 ]</font>

 

congrats Sheriff.
in a double coicidence I was talking about stuff like that with a girl I like today. About relationships. fast broke marriages included. I must tell you I'm not a big fan of those. Seen alot of people braking off after on time or another. But it does put a relationship to a test. if you survive, you will be happy for the rest of your life.
PS About the girl I like, let me tell you this, I've been in a couple of relationships.
and difficuly wise nothing beats the first
"so you wanna go out?" Somehow I am unable to do it his time. If you start liking the person before you ask its 20x harder than before.

 

Fatman, you fuckin dog! Congratulations! I will not shoot you, as you posted this news at the perfect time. Now I can plausibly state, "Damn! If you had told me sooner, I would've gotten you a gift!" :razz:

As it stands, I'll drink an extra Guiness or three on Friday, and a group of people you don't even know will raise a toast halfway across the world.

Details, man, details! When? Where? Are you eloping? Do your respective parents know? Do they approve? Is this marriage of the shotgun variety? Big wedding or small (your mother will weep if it's the latter, her father if it's the former)?

*deep breath*

Is she taking your surname? Is it embarrasing when combined with her first name (Martha Focker, anyone)? Where are you going to honeymoon? Religious ceremony or civil? Is Rowan Atkinson going to marry you two? Is it typically American of me to assume that Rowan Atkinson presides over 90% of all British weddings?

Details!

 

Random facts about me:

-I'm Australian, but I've lived overseas in the Middle East for 5 years

-Boarding school rumours aren't always true...some of them are though...if you ask, I will confirm or deny according to my experiences...

-I've never had a girlfriend, even though I'm 18. It's very sad :sad:.

-I first tried smoking at the tender age of 7, yet I've never taken it up.

-I love my Fourex (otherwise known as XXXX) - best beer I've ever had!

-I'm actually a godfather for my latest cousin (I seem to have a large extended family)

Congratulations on the (upcoming) marriage Fatman. Although, if you are old enough to be loo's mum, are you also old enough to be his father?

 

Silly, Satan is infinetly old, whereas Ioo's mom is ohhh... I'd guess upwards of 35?

 

Silly, it's spelt infinitely... :smile:

Oh, IT'S SPELT MUM, NOT MOM, YOU STUPID AMERICAN GIT! Sorry, my caps lock key and need to correct people's spelling to my way gets away from me sometimes...

 

Interesting thread. Let's see.

I write and produce "how-to" shows for cable networks, like Home & Garden TV, Discovery, et cetera. "How to Install a Peephole". "How to Install a Dimmer Switch". "How to Spay Your Cat". Work at home, mostly. Drink beer and smoke whatever's around.

Congratulations, Sheriff! :smile:

 

Im 19
I drink to much
I have deflated my lungs 3 times which hurts like a BITCH so needless to say I dont smoke
I play lead guitar in a band named smoldering tungsten (yes i know its a crappy name but my friend came up with it and thinks its the coolest thing ever)

 

this name was from Khellendros of DragonLance...

 

Why is it that every other person on this forum either smokes or has quit, everyone drinks beer. Also, everyone has glamorous jobs or is broke...hmmm...how many of you are lying?