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  1. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    amazinganus.com
    Not a website yet. Very unique. Very distinctive, making it easy to remember, and according to this particular database, it's a better domain name than everything else they've ever seen. Now, hypothetically, before I do something stupid and try to buy the domain (I certainly have my own ideas), what would you guys do with it if you ended up buying it?
    Porn?
    Humor?
    Critical journalism?
    The possibilities are literally endless. Or, within an end. Depending on which route you're going.
    Edit:
    Shit. It's easier than I thought to impress this database. On a whim, I typed
    fartcocker.com, and got the same damn score. Either all 40,000,000+ other domains in this database were named by unoriginal thundercunts, or I'm a genius. Hang on, I'll check thundercunts.com.
    Thundercunts is also the best thing they've ever seen. Shooting three for three. See how good you guys are!
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    godswallows.com is also quite impressive, indeed earning the full respect of domomark.com with its incredible originality.
    After complete success #4 out of 4 tries, I'm going to attempt utter failure, as I'm now bored with winning so damn hard.
    Fuck it. This database is full of idiots. I tried 7 times total and the worst score I got was a 77.95 (fuckmyass.com), leaving me with a success rate of 96.85 overall. One of my perfect scores was literally dog.com.
    FINAL EDIT:
    shigglywigglywop.com was, oddly enough, my greatest failure, at 22.13%. I tried dozens of words, combinations, and hyphens between words, but I still averaged about 94%. This is so...so tiring. I should not have such a high probability of success while staring in the face of over 40 million domains, especially when I'm using taken domain names.
     
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    Cloaked Figure New Member

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    Actually, "amazinganus" has a nice ring to it and could serve as a pornography website dedicated to anal sex. Not sure how easy it would be for you to run a website like that, as I believe it would be illegal for you to just use content from other websites. Definitely could be profitable though.
     
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    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Personally I'd go with imaginanus.com, but hey that's just me.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    The sheer magnitute of domains I picked that had never been matched in originality or memorability as far as domomark was concerned was staggering. Then I say something completely ridiculous, and of course it's the most seen domain I've used by nearly 80%. Ridiculous.
     
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    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Sounds legit.
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    They must be picking really, really bad websites to put into the database to make people think the domain they're choosing is absolutely awesome. Granted, amazinganus.com was the first thing I thought of and wasn't a site yet when I thought it up. Thundercunts.com directs me to a yellowpages website. Godswallows isn't a site. Dog is, though.
    They obviously don't know their shit. That also got 20%. I would remember any website called fartingsalmonwizards.com, and I don't care what's in it. It could be a picture of an empty cardboard box. I probably wouldn't go back there, but I'd remember that website. Besides, that's why people have bookmarking features in their browsers...or, a pen and paper to write it down when a person says it, though I'm pretty sure if someone tells you there's an awesome site called fartingsalmonwizards.com, your initial reaction will be something like "...Really?" but you'll be able to remember it out of sheer WTF and type it dutifully when you can access the internet. Honestly, a webcomic. That's what I see. The concept is shaky right now, but it might be a viable idea.
     
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