Pterodactyl Porn

Needs no further explanation. Definitely not safe for work.

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/video ... ctyl_porn/

 

Love rule 34.

 

I like how they flapped their arms.

 

I remember seeing photos years ago, but had never seen a movie!

 

There are many ways a woman could want to be eternalized on the internet.

Fairly sure being fucked by pterodactyls is not one of them.

 

I saw a short clip of T-Rex porn...I'll see if I can find and link it.
I feel bad for the guy. Apparently, he's not big enough to use his real wang.

 

I've wondered for a while now, but been too lazy to do any serious research into it... how well endowed would a man have to be for an erection to cause fainting or death via blood loss?

 

Buddy, if you have to ask then yours isn't big enough.

 

What I want to know is what Grakelin had been searching for to stumble onto this? Personally I always find there's nothing wrong with a good bit of Elf Porn.

 

Episode 2 of Whorelore was my favourite, it has that scene you just posted. I mean I've never seen that before.

 

You have to lose about 30% of total blood volume before you start seeing any ill effects. So... that's about three pints, or 1.5 litres.

So think of a 1L juice or milk carton and add another half a one. Or three pint glasses end to end.

Okay, now visualise yourself slowly stroking them along the entire length while glancing shyly up at the guy and licking your lips...

 

It was circulating around the department here at the uni.

 

Uh huh.

Oh God...

I wonder if Charles would watch porn?

 

You have to pay and subscribe to that website as far as I can tell. In other words, what's wrong with you??

 

Odds are he is pirating it.

 

Thanks for the disclaimer, Grakelin. I steered clear of even viewing this topic until I was home based solely on the subject.
It was funny when they finally remembered to flap their wings.
Were those lightning flashes or camera flashes?
I hope the guy working the puppet gets his name in the credits.

Not a bad gig, really. A bloke doesn't have to be handsome or "talented" to pull that off.

 

Eh, that's true. And I suppose it doesn't even have to be a guy in the suit.
Both of those clips made me laugh.
Apparently there's Kaiju porn, and even a novel called Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis, featuring Godzilla bukkakke.

 

Thanks for the T-Rex link, Gross. Made me popular in the lounge today. A woman specifically closed the door so that I would have no excuse to blast the sound effects and put this shit on.

I can say with confidence that Dinosaur Porn has improved my life.