Who needs a Weird Website?

Okay so I thought I'd make a topic where people can post up any weird/humorous/disturbing websites they've found so people can peruse them for their amusement/horror. I thought I'd lay the ground rules of no porn, and no links to pictures because I for one don't want any disgusting images etched into my mind that will haunt me till the day I die! Apart from that anything goes, you can give a short description of what you're posting up or just let people click and read on at their own peril for their hilarious reactions. I'll get the ball rolling:

This is a link to a particular topic in a sexual addiction forum - something I look at from time to time for my own amusement. Now this is not the worst thing on the website by far, but it is one of the most hilarious; I for one particularly like the description of what the husband talks about over the phone with other men.

Do you have a law degree? Are you looking for love? Can you forgive your partner no matter what their crimes? Then Women Behind Bars is the website for you! I have genuinely spent hours looking through peoples' profiles on this - it's pretty great. My only word of advice would be to stay away from the women that are in for life - they're bad news!

And finally this - STDmatch.net. I really don't think this needs a description; I was equally appalled and amused when I found this website existed. Anyway, post away with what you've found in the internet's murky depths! I'm very interested to see what people can come up with.

 

A classic I guess, but http://rotten.com

 

Encyclopedia Dramatica is appalling. I cannot get enough of it.

 

I've never been brave enough to check out rotten.com to be honest, not after I hard there's footage of people dying on it. Might not be true but nevertheless I'm still not keen - it does fit the criteria of the thread though!

Another one from the psychforums, much more disturbing and less humorous then the first, listed under the "paraphilias" subforum. It's possibly the weirdest thing I've ever read. Scroll up to the top I don't know why the link starts in the middle of the page.

 

STDmatch.net actually sounds pretty responsible. No chance of spreading the STD if you date other people with the same STD. And you're less likely to get some screechy virgin who's never had sex before.

 

I guess so, but it's still pretty weird hence its inclusion. You'd also think people wouldn't want to advertise the fact that they had an STD, imagine if you went on there and found a close family member - you'd be horrified!

Anyway is there any other websites people can find? Anything at all? They don't have to be horrifying they can just be weirdly humorous. I was going to post up a link that I found awhile back called ostomy friends, but I can't find it now on google - most are just about support and stuff not about ostomy meet and greets.

 

The Vigilant Citizen. It's a site with illuminati conspiracies regarding celebrities and other conspiracy type stuff.

 

Yeah, totally, I haven't visited the site in a long time (weird, I know haha.). Last time I looked around I saw an article of an old man dying in his bathtub. Long story short: he was using some sort of radiator to heat the water, he died. Was dead in the tub for several weeks (in boiling water) until a neighbour notified the police because of the extreme stench. They had to scoop him up. Saw pictures of it. Horrible. Completely horrible. My porrige looks more human than him after that.

 

So I'm guessing that somehow put you off of porridge...?

 

I just checked this out and it is indeed very bizarre! I can't believe how long the articles are, they really must believe the crazy shit they're talking about! I think I'll bookmark it and check some more articles out later - just the thing that I was looking for for a good laugh.

 

Haven't eaten it since that heh...

 

Sounds delicious. Reminds me a little of canned soup.

 

Canned soup isn't quite as salty as an old man. Think pig, but imagine if that pig smoked cigars, drank, and ate the same foods you do, only fresh and not in a slop trough. I do, however, realize the irony in being boiled in a bathtub and ultimately resembling what's in a slop trough.

 

I suppose that's true, but I wouldn't necessarily compare it to a slop trough. More like a human hot pot that's been cooking on high for a while. Throw a ham hock into a slow cooker and it'll probably end up looking just like the old codger did after a week or two of simmering. Each to their own, I suppose.

 

No, there was certainly a fair amount of water in there. Water acts mainly as a cooking catalyst in a crock pot,, and allows everything to reach a state of utmost hydration, but in a bathtub full of old man, that water is going to become much like a soup stock on a grizzly meal. Codger, anyone?

 

I'll have a bowl of codger with some extra crusty bread, please.

 

Anyway, is there any other sites, people can find it? What? They were not terrible, they can only say that strange sense of humor. I had intended to post a link, I found to be in front of friends known as the ostomy

 

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