Who needs a comic?

Everyone would want advertising so good that random comic strips about his game would be created, before its release at that, in the year 2000 at that.

 

I remember seeing a shitty trailer for Arcanum, it had a cheesy narrator and it focused on one of the lowpoints in the game: Combat. As delicious as this game is, that trailer is one of the worst I've ever seen.

Oh, right. It was on the Empire Earth CD...

 

The box art sold the game to me, the dwarf with the gun was hypnotic.

 

Since Easter was yesterday, I think I'll post a little belated holiday joy.

 

Lessons learned today:

Post counts are inversely proportional to sandwiches eaten. Ergo, the smaller your posts-per-day, the fatter your ass, lurker.

Dark Elf has a pretty sweet ass, though it's not as firm as Gross'.

 

Dang, my ass must be faaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 

Your argument is invalid

 

Since that strip was created months after the game's release, inspired by low quality of the game itself rather than its poor advertisement, it is your argument that is invalid, not mine.

 

I'd still tap it.

 

Creep...

 

where I can buy a ninja comic not like a ninja comic it's a laugh bro.

 

http://lfgcomic.com

 

Some other strips to interest you in Whomp! Comic:

• Baby
• Balloon
• Fallout