Favorite Insult?

I rarely lose my cool, but when it does happen I don't think twice about firing out "cunt" (I apply it without regard to gender). Cunt and all of its forms: dumb cunt, rotten cunt, worthless cunt. "Worthless cunt" when the timing is correct can be the nuclear war head of insults. When in a heated argument or someone has really pissed you off, what is your go-to insult?

 

Cunt is probably my favorite, too.

It's also fun to say in conversation with (nice, lawful good) females because it always makes them choke a little.

 

Disgusting

 

Unclefucker...

Nah, joking, I guess dickhead is the best.

 

Swearing here is so common that we say cunt in everyday conversation! We use insults regularly for a laugh, so I like to get a kick out of the hilarious ones! Like wankstain, or assclown!

 

I would probably go for my favorite insult like cocksucker, if I want to insult someone in English.

 

Dipshit and asshat are also awesome!

 

You clit-roasting fuck sticks.

 

Spherical Bastard. I picked it up from John Wheeler, who used it on anyone who he deemed to be a bastard no matter which way you look at them.

 

If it doesn't involve God, Jesus or someone's mother it's not considered as a swearing or insulting.
Fuck, cunt and dick are just everyday words that can be used in various situations (greeting someone, expressing happiness and/or anger,...), but insulting is definitely not one of them.
For insulting, one has to be creative and not just say 'Fuck you, you cunt'. A proper insult comes from a depth of a heart and is most of the time made up on the spot, with some carefully chosen adjectives to make it more unique.
English is very limited when it comes to swearing. Actually, I thing English doesn't even have any insults worth of saying to someone. They all sound like some kind of a joke..

Oh yes, I never insult people. I'm too nice to do that.

 

Tool bag

 

I don't deny that cunt is a bit passe, but as with any insult I suppose it's all about target and timing.

 

I generally don't insult people, as I prefer to engage them in discussion over our disagreement, or, if that's not even worth it, I generally ignore them, which is quite an insult in itself.

If I insult someone in the future, I'll be sure to remember this one though.

Insults that have to be explained are my favorites

 

I rarely insult people, and even rarer is my swearing. Usually I just interject the word "fuck" into my normal speech, though never around the parties originally involved.

I got trained out of using the word cunt by a friend's girlfriend, who is a LGBTQQIP activist.

 

Longest acronym for the most bullshit organisation ever.

 

Actually having "QQ" in an acronym of an organisation? An amusing choice.

And what were her arguments?

 

Obscene Irish banter is excellent entertainment. To be sure.

 

An episode of Jeopardy~~~

Contestant: I'll take organized cunts for $800 please

Alex Trebek: LGBTQQIP

Contestant: What are annoying, overly PC, neo-fascist, self-righteous cunts?

 

What the hell does the QQIP stand for?

 

Yeah, someone should make some kind of 'engine' that could 'search' and return large magnitudes ('googols', if I were to exaggerate) of results for queries such as these...