If by chain fob you mean pocket watch, then yes. Doesn't show on the picture though as it is a bit further down, safely secured to my vest. Now all I need is a decent overcoat, a cane and a top hat.
Nice DE. Actually doesn't look too bad on you really. I'd practice moving around and looking up/down with it on before you use it to teach though. Badass. Or, use it on Halloween and claim it's part of your costume. Then just never stop wearing it.
That I can, and more. It often pops off my eye on a whim, actually. It's not like it was made to fit my eye socket, after all. When I have that kind of expendable income, I'll buy a custom fitted monocle. Is that a bad attempt at irony? It's been on Facebook for days, dangit!
Sorry. I've spent a lot of time recently stumbling around college campuses drinking appltinis out of water bottles.