Pretty bummed out

Yeah pretty bummed out, this English chick I used to bang when I was over there got fat. Now I can't even feel good about it because her facebook photos litter my updates and they aren't pretty looking anymore. What do I do?

 

What a silly thing to start a topic on, you shallow bastard.

Seriously, though, if you don't feel like having her picture on your facebook updates, then remove her from your facebook list of friends. And if you don't want to do that, I guess you'll have to learn to live with it.

 

You could tell her she's not pretty anymore.

 

I think the best course of action would be posting a link to her account.

 

You could always hide her facebook updates if you don't want to remove her.

 

I second Muros motion.

 

post pics

 

Fat chicks are seriously underrated. I've had fat ass chicks dance around on my dick and it's good stuff. I don't prefer fat chicks because, well, they're fat and it always makes you sort of uncomfortable when you have to show them to your friends or even walk around with them in public, but they rule supreme in bed. If you ever meet a fat chick and she's horny enough to do you, you should ask her to sit on your face with her fat wet cunt and slam those labia in your horny mug. It's hard to describe the sensation, but I think it's similar to what a car experiences when it goes through one of them drive through carwashes: you'll get soaped and soaked like feck, but you'll shine like a bowling ball when it's all over.

 

Cue mandatory pic of the fat chick hurling all over the sidewalk.

 

Wow Floyd, wow.

 

Floyd. What a fucking hero !xx!

 

Floyd needs to pop in more often. Pure win.

 

Fat chicks -- the world's last untapped natural resource.

 

We could burn them for fuel. Not healthy as soylent though.

 

Frigo: Or we could use them, when starvation is at hand.

Floyd: Wow. Where have you been? Also, are not there any risks for letting some fat girl sit on your face? You know, when she 'accidentally' uses her full weight to actually sit on it.

BTW: I do hope that she has some good ears, for she could hear something else than 'sit' on your face.

 

Dated a fat chick, made out with a different fat chick...I dunno. I don't recommend the experience to anyone.

 

At the risk of admitting I didn't get an Arthgon joke, could someone else please explain what the fuck he's trying to say here?

 

I think he means mishearing sit as shit.

 

I think he's just trying to overplay the hearing difficulties involved in fat-chick face sitting.