Super Smash Bros

And thank you Muro for my new background.

 

Mr. T.

 

It appears we have something in common. <3

 

I was under the impression we had a few things in common.

 

Other than the sex?

 

You must admit that is a pretty big thing! I hope....

 

Homer - the poet, not the Simpsons character, and Shakespeare. The other characters would die of shame for the abyssal quality of their backstories/writing.

 

Their ultimate attack erases the enemy's backstory and therefore knocking their character off the screen.

 

John Donne. Leo Resnick.

EDIT: And Les Grossman!

 

Shakespeare's ultimate attack is predicting his own death and rushing the Tempest moments before dying.

 

The Guardian from Ultima VII.

 

Al Gore. His ultimate attack is his movie, An Inconvenient Truth, where he bores the other fighters with an education on the "facts" of global warming. Being hit by this attack send other players to the north pole, where there's little but glaciers to stand upon, lest they fall into the frigid water.

 

You must include Mikhail Saakashvili along Yulia Timochenko, they have a porn together, made for them by the Russian government.