Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets!

I was so hoping for some military roleplay porn.

 

What an inappropriate acronym! I was actually expecting more than what I got when I clicked the thread title.

 

I'd like to be part of that Infantry Division. I always wanted to move deeper into the MILF hideout. I bet it's a pretty rough terrain in the beginning (We're talking about muslim MILF's in the Philippines after all) but maybe we get a chance to storm their secret cave after a couple of round with the matchete, fighting our way deeper into the jungle.

Note to self: Bring a pair of Wellingtons, in case of slippery stones inside the cave.

 

Don't for to bring a towel.

 

Why would I want to bring a towel? It is easier to work in a slippy cave if you are slippy yourself. You must adapt to the environment you're fighting in.

Edit: I should, of course, bring a towel, the multi-tool of the Universe. I just didn't spot the obvious hint at first sight. I shall repay this sin by chanting the 3 first chapters of HHGG 50 times.

 

There will be an exam on this when you get home from Asian Country

 

On what? Storming wet caverns? Will it be written, oral or practical?

 

That also. But first and foremost I was thinking about the three first chapters in HHGTTG

 

30 MILF rebels killed? That's what they get for going against MILF.