HAPPY NEW YEAR !

Happy New Year, y'all!

I myself celebrated the New Years Eve modestly at home with my lady, but with having sex, drinking beer and champagne, playing Super Mario Bros and Worms World Party and watching some surprisingly impressive fireworks and not-that-surprisingly hilarious tentacle hentai, it couldn't be any better.

I'm saving my wish for later, just like I always do with my Fate Points.

 

LOL ya if it's hentai and there is a tentacle there has to be a schoolgirl with a short skirt coming along very shortly.

 

Reccomendations, muro? I need new tentacular hysteria in my life.

 

I'm wishing for romance in 2010!

 

We were browsing through various sites, and most of what we've seen falls under Darkform's description of typical tentacle porn, but this distinct jewel was the particular clip responsible for the comicality of the whole search. Even without the ethanol and company I still can't stop watching it.

 

You don't have to make up some fake snowboarding explanation Dark Elf. We'll love you even if you do have some weird fetish that involves getting spanked by a midget while tied to a tricycle with a mouth full of mini pickles.

 

Midgets? Trikes? And pickles oh my!
I figured his bum would be sore due to stuffing all those inflatable dildos they wave around up it. He is a Swede afterall. Using "snowboarding" as an excuse for rump raiding...sheesh. Just come out already.

 

Happy new year to all of you.

 

Thank you! *giggle* Dear Maker that is some funny shit.

*facepalm* Okay, writing Dragon Age fic for a friend's birthday present is apparently breaking my mind. F!Amell/Jowan fic, no less. I have been corrupted by a very special group of fangirls.

 

Not even a close second, but in the absence of genuine romance this might do. The most disturbing aspect of this arrangement is the miniature pickles I'm afraid.

 

Xaio, who is F!Amell? That's what I see you fic'ing (I made up a word) with Jowan.

 

Female Amell, silly. (About my only gripe with Dragon Age is that they give you a set surname and then the damn thing never, ever comes up anyway.)

 

NOT TRUE! When you play as Human Noble, you damn surname comes up a lot, I'll tell you!

(Or atleast, you know, a little.

 

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute.

Dhalsim and Aeris were in a tentacle hentai film together?? How did I never know about this?

 

Ah, the wonderful world of anime. That one was... special.

 

Look, you were sent a memo, whether or not you read it is all up to you.

 

More of her. Really weird.

 

That was pretty fucked up. On a side note, it takes approximately 1400 psi to crush a human skull.