Never pay late fees again!

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I'll have to remember to sleep in front of the fridge with the door open when summer comes. 'Air conditioning' is something unheard of here.

 

Or you could just join one of the monthly programs that every single major movie rental chain has.

 

I think you missed the point, magikot. Or else I missed the point of your joke. Or both.

 

Unless movie rentals come with ice packs, free air conditioning installation, or climate controlling technology, what does movie rental chains have to do with me finding yet another way to keep my balls from sweating themselves out of existance during the summer?

 

Nothing... I think

 

Nothing like a hot summer day spent sitting in a hot pantload of ball soup.

 

And don't forget that ever-so-pleasant sensation of swamp-ass.