Playing a retard- brilliant dialogue/journal entries

Shame I can't mail the tombstone to her. Lulz

 

I would drop it in town, and wait for someone to pick it up. Then proceed to see how many stupidly heavy items you can get that person to carry.

 

My response to meeting Mrs. Willoughsby, assuming she's a human like the game implies she is...

*look at her* *look at her husband* *her* *her husband* *her again* "...The sex must be fantastic."

Then I'd watch Perriman blush himself to death.

 

It can actually be outstanding if Mr Willoughsby uses his head. Literally.

 

Dude whut?

:lol: You're sick, Muro. *snicker*

 

What are you talking about you always use your hea - ohhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I remember (for the lulz) using Shrink on Bunny when playing a half-ogre mage.

I know, I'm a sadist.

 

Sounds like we got a furry here!

 

My char said this to her (I accepted the quest on another save):
"HAHAHAHA YOU MARRIED A SILLY LITTLE GNOME!"

 

...and so Muro learned that Mrs. Willoughsby and Mrs. Pettibone is one and the same person. Dissociative identity disorder is a terrible affliction, I feel so very sorry for her.

 

It would make sense though, because both of her husbands would probably equal one man overall.

 

Ah yes dammit, I forgot that they're different people. Gnome husbands and all confuse me.

 

Lady Elizabeth Bathory whose family seal suggested her house had a blood affiliation to that of Vlad Tepes. If memory serves from a paper I did back in high school, her grandfather was cousin to Radu's mother.

 

I still wanna know how she washed all the blood off herself when she was done. >_< gross...

 

I hear some type if vinegar solution in some type of applicator works for that.

 

I believe she was a Hungarian princess.

 

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