Playing a retard- brilliant dialogue/journal entries

I believe that was the noblewoman/queen/whatever that went batshit fucking insane and decided that bathing in the blood of virgins would keep her eternally young and beautiful. Talk about inspiration for vampire stories...

 

Hence, evil bath!

 

Toys'r'Us?

 

Kids are way cooler now than I remember, I would actually consider dating one now if it meant I could play with their toys.

I mean... Ah screw it.

 

Countess Elizabeth Báthory, to be exact. After she punched a maidservant so hard in the face that blood spouted out of her nose and landed on the countess' hand, she noticed her skin bacame smoother in the place the blood landed. Therefore it wasn't that insane really, it was just making an observation, drawing a conclusion and exploiting the newfound cosmetic.

Not only date one but screw it as well, eh?

 

The avatar and title says it all.

 

At this moment that comment of mine may seem to be obvious and, dare I say, unnecessary. Keep in mind however, that my words - being an observation - came first, while the new avatar & title set - being a conclusion - appeared afterwards.

 

What can I say, kids rock, they don't need to step out of the way of adults in shops anymore, never have the need to say please or thank you, I wish I was as free spirited as them.


Or in them...

 

Ack! I need to pour acid on my mind's eye!

 

Makes me think of Diablo 2.

 

Nothing a few backhands to the face when the parents aren't looking can't solve.

 

Well I wont be as much of a jerk off to you as others, and I didn't intend this to be a troll thread but I will say that that sort of meta gaming is for Fallout 3 fans where good alignment is a dozen or two bottles of water away. How does that make sense anyways? Insulting a beggar can be of roleplay value if done once or twice but exploiting the system makes the game pointless, it is after all a RPG and thus an evil player has to actually work for it. Insulting beggars all the time just doesn't make someone satan.

 

It may be a roleplaying game, however not everyone truly likes to role play within the game, also others may choose to begin their roleplay from a different point within the game gaining alignments etc beforehand to fit in with their story.


Back to the main topic, I have never played a retarded player and will therefore create one over the weekend perhaps when I should be writing Uni essays.

 

She was Elizabeth Bathory, a Hungarian noblewoman, 1560-1614, and probably the most famous female mass murderer in history. She was accused of killing more than 600 women and was found guilty of about 80. In 1610 she was bricked up into a set of rooms in a castle where she was found dead four years later.

 

The third person to state that her name was Elizabeth Báthory wins a free iPod.

 

Does this iPod come with a healthy assortment of ban-related accessories?

 

Not yet it doesn't, but if we persuade any local drows, blue primates, deranged red skulls, tattooed smokers or bulky hellmasters to sponsor it, everything will be possible.

 

Her name was Elizabeth Báthory!
Her name was Elizabeth Báthory!
Her name was Elizabeth Báthory!

Where do I pick up the prize?