Got a girl's number!

Reverse psychology!

 

My wife said the same thing.

 

Ahhhhh good to see we also serve as a teenager relationship service when necessary. Maybe we should upgrade our name from The House of Lords to Teenz Undergroundz- tha place for teenz to cum n talk about teenz issuez.

 

Who? *genuinely confused and too busy to Google*

 

I have my own strategy in this situation: when you get the number, tell them when you will call them. For instance, "Hey, I'll call you on thursday." That way you don't have to wonder about when you should call, just call when you said you were going to.

 

So Zanza, feeling like confusing everyone with a fourth* avatar now, eh?

* There was one before the current one, Fritzl and the previous one, right?

I think a two post member was granted a spam can/whiner/ban avatar some time ago.

 

True there was the crybaby. As for avatars, I like to change things up a little from time to time, this will probably be me for the long stretch. A shame I can't use Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth for my avatar because we are identical, right down to the chops.

 

Ah well, so be it. For some reason there is something in both your previous avatar and the current one that feel so very Zanzish I identified them with you instantly anyway. The very fact is quite curious, but I haven't figured out what's in those avatars, yet.

 

Picked them because they actually look like me when I am clean shaven, I have to agree though they did sort of suit a Zanza-like nickname. Now if only I actually drink blood instead of alcohol we wouldn't have retarded threads like this one on the forum. Not one of my finer moments, well I guess that is the internet though.

By the way Xiao, I actually took your suggestion into account, waiting a day though but just a general mention of enjoying the evening seems like a decent thing to say.

Tel, I wish I was a teenager again, chicks and relationships back then were all so free-spirited, now I actually have to consider relationships that could go the distance which is too stressful for me to care for the moment however at the same time being something I shouldn't ignore. I certainly don't want to grow old alone, I can only find so much comfort in games.

 

I like Japes' solution.

Of course, you could take a page from fish's book and insult the girl the first three times she talks to you. Then when she writes her number on your hand and tells you to pick her up the next day, you can wait until she loses all hope before actually calling her.

 

Is that how you two met?

 

I like to imagine that's how he met his mistress, and why Rosenshyne forgave him.

 

Mr. Tumnus.

 

Oh! He's kinda cute in a weird way. (Oh, shut up.) I'm much more enamoured of David Tennant, though. Mrowr.

 

Instead of a movie you should ask if she wants to play Bubble Bobble. You might get to spend an evening playing a classic game with a girl or she might interpret Bubble Bobble as an innuendo for sex. It's win-win.

 

I'll keep this in mind for future liasons. In the mean time: I'm similar in appearance to Mr. Tumnus, sans the ears.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rq-THU2fBM&feature=player_embedded#

What can I say? I'm good.

 

TRANSLATION

Chicks dig the hooves, don't they?

 

Oh, you have no idea. You thought foot fetishes were bad? you've no idea how many girls want me to just hop on them, ride'em hard, and let'em lick my hooves while they're gettin filled with my Faun Flute.

 

Great, I think that description has put me off sex for life. uke: