I heard the internet is a good place to rant.

Says the person whose opening line to get my attention when we first met was a reference about the mini anime contained in the Record of Lodoss War II.

 

Forget the alarm system, bring beer! I'll bring the chips!

 

Fuck you in the ear, Fish. Right in the ear. You will leave Neese's Cookies out of this. In fact, just for that...


Says the person who wrote a poem about the reasons he likes Star Wars as his entry form into a Star Wars trivia contest.

And who payed $100 to see the pre-release of Star Wars Episode 2. Bitch.

 

I tried to tell her that game is pure awesome wrapped in bacon, but she didn't care. Forgive her for she is only female and knows not what she says.

Says the person whose signature is a reference from the William Gibson book Burning Chrome which Johnny Mnemonic was based off of.

 

Where does Johnny Mnemonic rate on the scale of awfulness?

 

The movie may be Keanu Reeves garbage marinated in bullshit, but the short story is pure epic win.

 

It rates somewhere on my unwashed perineum.

 

Keanu Reeves hasn't done anything watchable since 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'. Matrix films DEFINATELY included.

I'll just leave now, shall I?

 

The first Matrix was great in spite of Keanu's "acting." The second two sadly fell victim to Star War's syndrome.

 

Star War's Syndrome. I like it.

 

I got last place in that contest so that should water the geeky down. I mean seriously... who the fuck knows how many Tie Fighters are in Quadrant 3-5 in the Empire Strikes Back? I guess everybody since the guy to my right answered it correctly.

Says the person who has beaten Alpha Centauri at least over 150 times and owns 4 copies of said game and proclaims with pride that your a "Sid Meier Girl."

 

I wonder if they look at each other sideways when they find out what the other wrote on the internet.

 

It actually leads to the hottest nastiest sex ever.

 

Hence looking at each other sideways

 

I'm proud to say I've never made Fish sleep on the couch. Instead, if he makes me mad, he has to buy me chocolate.

 

What's wrong with that? :???:

 

I wish that AC hadn't been mentioned. I'm trying to run through the Fallouts and beat Arcanum again, I don't need to be thinking about Alpha Centauri. Also I have Assassin's Creed, Dawn of War 2, The Witcher, and Need for Speed Undercover gathering dust. Plus my Netflix subscription is stagnating because I can't be bothered to sit down and watch a fucking movie anymore.