Plans for Summer !!!

:-x

 

Am I the only one who read that and went "wow, Google has a Kama Sutra function now?" Cause I'm pretty sure I'm not.

 

I'm waiting for the YouTube version.

 

My thought exacly.

Oh well, time goes by.

 

"Google Kama Sutra" the next upgrade to Google Chrome. Now not only does it help you find pr0n to look at, it helps you "get into it".

 

Bah, thats no good until moniters go holographic.

 

Hi dark elf.

 

Looks like you got a fan. Maybe you can start a cult soon.

 

If I would want to have a bunch of cultists professing my awesomness, the bare minimum I would require is them writing me with a capital letter.

 

That was the most recent one. Muro, I need to second that motion. Stupid cultists tend to drink the koolaid before I'm ready for ascension.

 

It seems DE has his own equivalent of Telcontar.
Oo.
Wait.
If DE and Vorak are aspects of the same entity,
maybe zerotol is an facet Telcontar.

 

OW. Dangit, Puppy. My brain doesn't need any more breaking, man, I've been watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture. (And can I just say... that movie is seriously trippy levels of 'WTF is goin' on here anyway?' I mean seriously, I love Donnie Darko, but this is just too weird.)

And where have you been, m'friend? I've missed my little puppy.

 

Oddly enough I just saw that not too long ago too...took me a day or so to get my head wrapped around it too, but I think I understand it now, but I won't go into detail for fear of spoiling it for anyone else.

 

Spoiler

That is what spoilers are for!

 

okay...for fear of spoiling it for others and too lazy to do the spoiler thing...how's that?

 

It wasn't so much the plot that got me - I have the Phase II books, I know how that shit was originally meant to go down, and damn it, it would really have worked better on the small screen... - what got me was....

Spoiler

Spock being a dick, the whole Deltan sex goddess thing, ditto the Deltan painkiller thing (you know, hon, we have these amazing things called hyposprays...), in fact pretty much everything relating to Lieutenant Ilia both pre and post V'ger, Chekov apparently being in charge of security but getting even fewer lines than usual, Kirk actually letting them ground him for two and a half bloomin' YEARS, the warp wormhole, the sheer stupidity of linking one's phasers to one's bloody WARP DRIVE (ugh, that's so retarded, because what do hostile aliens inevitable go for first? the warp drive), and the fact that I was apparently supposed to give a shit about Matt Decker. Yeesh.

Okay, done now. Going to go watch 'Voyage Home', which is what a good Star Trek movie looks like.

 

Might I just add that it is not real?

 

I've been about. Just quieter than usual I guess. June is usually a hard month for me. Being missed is nice, though.

ST:TMP was great when it came out.
Mostly, I think due to anticipation and long absence.
Now I have a hard time watching it.
I think it hard great potential, but they relied to heavily on SFX to carry the story.

I loved Donnie Darko.
I thought about seeing the sequel, but Richard Kelly(DD director) wasn't involved, I'm dubious.
To quote Mr Kelly "To set the record straight, here's a few facts I'd like to share with you all -- I haven't read this script. I have absolutely no involvement with this production, nor will I ever be involved."
The new director, Chris Fisher, like DD and wanted to make a movie 'similar'. All the reviews I've read say S. Darko has the surface ambiance of DD, but lacks the depth of the original.