How long would you last on a gay pirate ship?

3 Months. Since I'm tired, it took a while until I understood the skiing question.

 

Wait so saying yes to Coldplay would lessen my survivability? That doesn't make sense.

 

No. Coldplay are gay, so it would make your visit less inhospital.

 

Actually, I dislike coldplay, voted as such, and survived for a year.

 

Six months for me.
But they didn't ask the right questions...

 

Three months, but I think they're discounting my homocidal tendancies. Among other things.

 

According to the questions, 3 months. According to my own (rational, i hope) thinking, less than a minute...
Oh, and Coldplay sucks big time, especially after claiming that Satriani is not original. DUH!

 

The other problem with Coldplay is that the band really tries very hard to look like U2, but as you know they failed big time.

 

I didn't mind a couple of Coldplay's earlier songs but they, like most of the interesting bands of the last two decades, rapidly disappeared up their own assholes, leaving naught but another cookie-cutter pile of aural dross.

 

And then there's the whole Satriani affair.

 

Here people, I listen to the radio, and they play Coldplay songs now and again. Although I may not select what songs I am listening to, a song is a song, and anything is more entertaining than silence, in my opinion.

I don't LIKE Coldplay; they are ok in my opinion, that's all. But I answered the question - "Do you listen to Coldplay?" - yes.

 

That case will take a long time, until they will know who have(has) the right of that song.

 

I wasn't aware that they had a specific problem. I just don't like any of their songs that I have heard.

 

What, you mean like:
ARE YOU GAY?
-Yes / -No

 

Actually, they did ask if you like Coldplay.

 

I'd only last a month.

 

One month for me. I guess my answers weren't gay enough.