It's a sick, sad, world -OR- Where were YOU on December 27th

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Milo on 2001-12-22 15:38 ]</font>

 

Far far away, in the land of great snow, and moist heat.

 

:cry:

 

I had fun there... I was talking about Russia.

Nothing to cry about Al.

"We won't shad no tears"

 

:lol:

 

This poor lad is probably going to wind up on skid row drinking Woolite, like Gene Wilder in that movie.

 

So finally I see the pic, that helps a great deal. :smile:

*to himself* lucky guy...

 

Yeah, for a few sweet minutes, at least.

The whole 'getting busted running naked from a bound sheepe' part probably wasn't too fun, though.

And the part where he's standing there naked, just been caught, and the farmer asks him what he was doing, and he answers, "I am a dirty bastard." :lol: That cracks me up every time I read it.

He just wanted to be loved... Is that so wrong?



<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Milo on 2001-10-10 00:19 ]</font>

 

Also I can't seem to remember where... actually at some fallout fan site hosted by homestead but i don't remember that url... anyway I saw a funny article and here's what it said, briefly:

Some teenage boy from America (where else) after seeing American Pie has took it seriously and tried shagging a pie... during which he was badly burned (guess where) as the pie was still hot and delivered to a hospital... they even put the name of the poor kid there.

Well anyway the lesson from that is, as the paper said... surprisingly it's not to not shag pies, or be an idiot, or any reasonable things anyone would say to that. It's the movies shouldn't put that in...or that they should be rated higher, and that it should say.. "just kidding" whenever something like that happens. :smile:

 

I don't get why he admitted ill treatment of sheep - did he leave without saying goodbye or was he just a bad lay?

 

He couldn't really deny it, now could he?

The case against the random 16 year old sheep shagger:

Point (1): He was seen running from the barn naked.

Point (2): Upon closer inspection of the barn, a sheep was found on it's back with it's back legs spread open and tied to support posts.

Point (3): He was then caught trying to hide from the farmer (still naked mind you), where the first thing he says is "I am a dirty bastard". ( :lol: )

That's some pretty damning evidence.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Milo on 2001-10-10 00:29 ]</font>

 

NO actually I talked to that sheep, and she told me all about it, so I explained the sheepe thinge to that boy and he got scared. I told him he will face the wrath of the sheepe gode's furye, if he won't admit his evil deeds.

Sheepe prevails, Citizen.

 

That just proves he shagged it. Where does the ill treatment come in? :wink:

 

I don't know what's worse, the fact that he was having sex with a sheepe in the first place, or the fact that he got completely naked, put the sheepe on it's back, spread and tethered it's legs and then had sex with it.

 

Hehe, good one, Fatman.

Maybe the sheepe didn't mind the shagging, but objected to the bondage. It's best to save the kinky stuff until later on in the relationship. You know, give lovers time to get comfortable with each other, sort of thing.

 

Or maybe the sheep didn't like the way the guy just ran off afterward - no phone call, no flowers ...

 

That's all ok, but he just her there TIED up, for everyone to see. That's like if your girlfriend ties you up to have sex, then gets naked, and then walks out the door and never comes back.

 

Well... I think the sheepe should try to be a little understanding. He's a young boy, out there experiencing things for the first time. Not everyone is as "learned" as the average farm animal. She should understand that sometimes these strong emotions can scare a young man. In time, he'll learn some grace, some finesse, with the animals.

Ahh... forbidden love. It's a tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Booty of the beast.

 

YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS THUMBS?!

 

Well, it's more like you girlfriend ties you up, gets naked and walks off, then gets caught by a farmer, brings a group of people back to look at you and discuss the evidence, then causes the whole story to be put in the paper. That's be enough to irritate even the most devoted lover.

Speaking of which, I'm off to bed before I irritate MY devoted lover :wink: