Sex and relationships

Pehaps she likes to do it in doggy style.

PS: I know...me bad.

 

You may know, but you still need to be punished. *digs out her cat-o-nine-tails* Stand back, gentlemen, this is gonna get unpleasant.

 

*Looks at the cat-o-nine-tails*

Oh...well...if you want to have a bit of fun...okay.

 

... Goddammit. That completely takes all the fun out of it.

*sulks*

 

S/M on forum

 

Any idea how to get laid with Widow Misk and M’in Gorad?

On the other hand, there should be a guide of how to get laid with NPC here somewhere....

 

Nice gravedig.

Xiao, can you ask your puppy to bury his bones?
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To answer your question: with M'in Gorad, you have to be an elf of either gender. No idea about Misk, or if it's even possible.

 

The mistress’s yard is getting full and some things are just too heavy to drag all the way to the neighbor’s yard. Plus some of them have guns.

 

Do her quest. I am not sure what else is needed, since I had maxed intelligence and persuasion.

 

Do her quest and be a gnome with Cha 17 (with per expert). That's how I did it. I don't know of any other way, but they're sure to exist.

 

I got laid with 10 Intelligence and I think it was either 18 or maxed CH. I was human.

 

Isn't that the usual? Only dumb people get fucked?

 

Or people smart enough to know when to play dumb.

 

That explains so much of big city night life.

 

Raven's bisexual, isn't she? I haven't yet gotten a female character to bang her. As far as I can tell Raven is attracted to high intelligence, and she even fell for an escaped lunatic human with max int. Her romance with Tewilliger shows she's fond of humans, or at least one, but she also liked the elvish puppetmaster's charm; possibly more importantly he also had max intelligence.

I did get Raven's line about the strong bond between 'women such as we', but that never went further. Another thing her romantic interests had in common was that they admitted to not being a hero, and 'just want people to stop trying to kill me'. Even though she sounded disappointed with that answer, she always warmed up after the meeting with Min Gorad (who the puppetmaster also banged,) and showed jealousy that she was female.

 

Hmmm Bisexual? Really? Perhaps I should disintegrate her too then. That is after I deal Madam Lil’s little whore house. Cursed sexual deviants!

 

Hmmm. Might be worth to roleplay a religious zealot.

 

Who says I’m role-playing? I am a religious zealot. And I’m very proud of it.

 

... Dear lord I hope this is a case of internet sarcasm being entirely too difficult to detect sometimes, because if it isn't I'm going to have to get blood on my brand new dress.

 

No this is not sarcasm. I am and I play a religious zealot. Every pervert or deviant that comes my way in either Arcanum or real life gets what he or she deserves. I care little if you like it or not. Either way if I find out for sure that Raven’s bisexual. She’s gonna get her face slashed right between the eyes… just before I’ll disintegrate her. Then I’m going to raise her spirit and torment her over and over again.