Jungle Japes

I'm not big on living fast and loose. Besides, the night life around here consists of drunk soldiers chasing what little skank-ass tail is available. Not my kind of scene, and I don't feel like driving to Baton Rouge.

 

Japes, I understand you sooo much more now. :lol:

 

Watch porn, play Arcanum, sleep, work out, target practice, record those being fast and loose so you can blackmail them, etc. There's plenty of things to do on a 4 day weekend.

 

Porn, porn, porn, porn, lunch.

There I thought of 5 things just like that. It's not that tough.

 

Your penis does need a break sometimes you know.

 

That's what the lunch break is for. Norishment, Rehydration, ice pack for the groin. Then back to it.

 

I suppose the time it will take to come to attention after the ice pack has been removed will lend for some healing time.

 

I was considering starting a round of 'Sex Drive Murder', but then I remembered that this is House of Lords and nothing I could bring to the table could compare to some of the horrible shot posted here.

 

I just had a mental image of someone running around stabbing people with a crystallized libido.

 

XD Not... quite.

We used to play it on the old HSRPG forum before it died.

Basically we post the name of someone who is either well known or easily googled and challenge people to imagine them in bed. Last person still able to get horny wins. I used to win quite often. Margaret Thatcher is a real mood-killer, it seems.

 

For some reason the phrase, "Deep-dicking the stab-wound" comes to mind.

 

It's too early in my morning to be trying to imagine this....

More coffee!

 

Here ye go. *pours a massive cup of triple strength expresso* That ought to do the trick. Anyone else want some, I've got about three big jugs worth of the stuff.

 

Ahhhh... You are a lifesaver!

 

Three big jugs, you say...a bit unusual, but you don't hear me complaining.

 

I'd buy that for a dollar!


I hate you RoboCop for sticking that it my head.